Oregon Tales

Welcome to my Oregon Trail Journal Warehouse! Submitted for your approval are all the wonderful epic tales I've experienced in my many journeys from Independence to Willamette. Some have been kindly donated by dear readers; however, unless otherwise indicated, they're all mine, baby!

The Anonymous Blonde's Ancestress' Oregon Trail Journal!: Blood tells, sort of. (Anonymous Blonde's Ancestress)

The Tale of Blessed Bernard: An Oregon Trail journal with all the elements of a potboiler thriller: adventure, romance, a bolus, and an evil baby. Illustrated by Lefty. (Omar Gookin)

Teacher's Day: Omar Gookin's latest Tale stars, oddly, various Lance and Eskimo people as high school teachers. (Omar Gookin)

Oregon Tales - Kimberly's Run: Omar Gookin throws his hat back in the ring with another harrowing tale of the road to Oregon! (Omar Gookin)

Chizaku, God of Fire by Paul Riley
A God creates various fires on the prairie, to the chagrin of contemporary musicians. WOW! A Real, Live Oregon Trail II game!!

Lord Pontias
Lord Pontias' tale is one of intrigue and deceit as Lord Pontias, kicked out Independence for a crime he did not commit, makes his way up the treacherous mountain trail to Oregon and freedom...

Mr. Rickety and the Search for Lord Pontias
Mr. Rickety picks up where Lord Pontias left off as Mr. Rickety, a Missouran on a journey to find Lord Pontias and his vile party, winds up with troubles of his own when he discovers that the Oregon Trail is a bit more than he bargained for...

Doric Chanting and the Famed Speed Game
This game was interesting in that I challenged myself by putting a time limit on the game. The character, Doric Chanting, was hard-pressed to get to Oregon in time for his siblings' events.

O Benedict's Odyssey
O Benedict leads a misfit crew on the trail to Oregon, mostly through the fog.

Keith's True and Accurate Account of the Events Leading Up to the Untimely Demise of the Slob Going by the Name of "Hunk" and the Great Princess Allura
Half zany Oregon madness, half Voltron: Defender of the Universe fanfic, "Keith's True and Accurate Account" is fun, fun, fun as Keith, the bitter leader of the Voltron force, watches the antics of the other four with detached disgust until the day he takes over the Doom Planet in a wacky surprise ending.

Marius
They have a scheme to school the Oregonese children at minimum wage, thereby cornering the market, then driving the price up.

Moose Hater
This is a tale of a guy who says everything as if he were writing an epic religious text.

Jaco Notorious by Pike Bluemist
Lance Redcloud's classic tale of unrequited love on the Oregon Trail. Not sure what he was smokin'.

Jaco Notorious: The Return
My skillful rewriting of Lance's tale, but I was actually playing the game at the time and it cut my tale short, unfortunately.

Spiffles the Magick Dragonne The story of one dragon's fascination with a beautiful yet mysterious Star Princess on the Oregon Trail. DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST

Kass A wondrous adventure about battling for the affections of a maiden while all the while trying to refine a cave girl on the Oregon Trail.

Scheherezade
This one's about a Princess of Persia and her pals Suddenly Susa, Flash Gordium, Auntie Och, and I think some others.

Diary of Xian Travers: A Harrowing Descent into the Depths of Madness
While I was playing I just got bored and mad at the game, so my character kind of went on a little killing spree, so to speak. Read on.

Dune Guy
I basically just wrote this so I could get the Dune Guy Literature Award.

Johnny Clement's Oregon Pokémon Journey
Inspired by TV's hit Japanese cartoon, Pokémon, this is a tale of one tender young youth's journey to become a great Pokémon Master.

Hudson's Trip to Oregon--1848
It's about Hudson Leick, that hot warrior babe type chick who's not Xena on Xena.


Omar Gookin knows that you, dear readers, may also have some awesome Tales of the Trail worthy of submission to be displayed to fellow Oregon Trail Adventurers! If you would like me to review and add YOUR story to those above, please feel free to E-mail me.

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