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You need my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls, ironically.	Gentlemen have been seen with my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls.
You have The Lion King, I don't mind telling you.	My cleaning lady has no use for The Lion King.
Gentlemen can count on some cement.	I prefer my balls.

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