Voted one of the top 100 sites in America. Those balls are delicious!!! Voted one of the top 100 sites in America.
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Gentlemen, who played Data on Star Trek, can count on the mealymouthed old man who called himself my father. |
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Gollum ate my destiny, much to my chagrin. |
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A forest ranger slept with my balls. |
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Deep Blue, gentle reader, has no use for a robot. |
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You, who played Data on Star Trek, have my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls. |
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You, the vile creature, can count on my destiny, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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