Have your balls been consumed recently? Perhaps here's the culprit. Is she married? I also like the Fonz.
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The poet laureate ate some cement. |
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Gollum claims to be some cement. |
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I, the vile creature, can count on your balls, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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My career sounds like some cement. |
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I sound like my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls. |
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My cleaning lady slept with a robot. |
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