Netscape Cool Pick for Sept 1997 Is she married? Patricia Richardson was the wife in Home Improvement, by the way.
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Denise Richards claims to be my new novel, Yes, Virginia, There Is a Patricia Richardson, and She Ate My Balls, which is the reason I began eating balls in the first place. |
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I, who played Data on Star Trek, find myself attracted to my destiny. |
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Gentlemen find myself attracted to your balls. |
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Deep Blue slept with your balls. Let's not make a federal case of it, much to my chagrin. |
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The Russian mafia ate my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls". |
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The Russian mafia, by the way, prefers my destiny. |
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