• Lance and Eskimo are Denied Service
  • The Inconsistently Detailed Boy Meets World Episode Guide for Season 3!
    more..
  • The Romancing of Inbal - Part The Fifth
  • I'm Tito Jackson!
    more..
  • More Of The 100 Questions
  • Freudian interpretation to Horror Movie Dream Sequences
    more..
  • Features

    Message BoardMessage Board
    CreditsCredits
    Buy StuffBuy Stuff
    Lance and EskimoL&E Home

    Friends

  • The Totally Unauthorized Dune Guy Website!
  • Angel Blue
    more..
  • Flash

  • The Empress is Dying
  • British Road Signs Sing Gloria Gaynor
    more..
  • Fun

  • The Rabid Pro-Lizzie McGuire Hate Mail Creator
  • Angel Blue's Bingo Page
    more..
  • Blogs

  • The Anonymous Blonde
  • Tegrisome
  • Jacques Talk
    L&EJacquesEmail

    Relationship Checklist


    Ten Signs Your Relationship is On the Rocks

    Girls, ever wonder how to tell whether your man is coming or going? You're in that zone between commitment and adios with your boyfriend? Well, here are some of the top ten indicators psychologists have pegged as signs that your relationship is on the rocks:


    1) He breaks up with you.

    2) He doesn't love you anymore.

    3) He stays out late into the night, comes home smelling of perfume, and he's been having sex with another woman.

    4) You ask him if you're fat and he says "Yes. But I don't care because I'm dumping you, bitch."

    4) You need to consult relationship checklists to determine whether you've got a stable relationship or not.

    5) You have a long history of stupidity and retardation.

    6) He says "hey honey, take this relationship test." Wink wink. "Bitch."

    7) You're a loser. You're a bad, bad person and can't do anything right. It's all your fault.

    8) You can't tell the difference between men and women.

    9) You ask him "are you breaking up with me?" and he says "yes."

    9.5) You've lost certain portions of your brain.

    10) You don't have a boyfriend.


    Well, there you have it girls. Oh, and by the way ladies, also be very suspicious if he eats people for a living...

    *

    L&EJacquesEmail

  • 64 Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode II (pt. 5)
  • The Legend of Zelda Enemies, Part Two
    more..
  • OTIS: An Eiffel Tower Expose
  • This Glorious City Weather Report
    more..
  • Contributing Writers

  • Jake: An Introduction (Jake)
  • O Canada - a sequel of sorts (Caolan)
    more..
  • Favorites

    Polymorph Want a Cracker?Polymorph
    chefelf.comChefelf
    laurahughes.comlaurahughes.com
    Anonymous BlondeAnonymous Blonde
    Fully Ramblomatic.comFullyRamblomatic.com
    more..

    Comics

  • Lance and Eskimo Comix
  • Lance and Eskimo Think About Spiders
  • Company X # 025
    more..
  • Quizzes

  • Your Love Horoscope for 12/02
  • Are You a Serial Killer?
    more..
  • Fiction

  • My Fool is a Crock
  • Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 2)
    more..
  • TV

  • The Inconsistently Detailed Episode Guide for The Sentinel, Season 1
  • Shawn Cuteness Chart