The What Kind of Girl Are You? Quiz

          Okay, you've taken the Are You A Girl? Quiz, and you know you're a girl (or you aren't, but for the purposes of this quiz are pretending to be. That's fine too.) But you need more information. Fear not. With this handy quiz, you can narrow it down to one of two types of girls (Good Girls and Bad Girls) and one of eight subgenuses, if that's the word I want. Good luck!

1. Tomorrow's the prom! What are you going to do?
a. Go to show off my great dress and my sweet boyfriend!
b. Get drunk at the prom and lose my virginity in a hotel room!
c. Skip the prom and get totally wasted--hey, it's just another Friday night.
d. Skip the prom and get in some quality study time!

2. You're single because
a. Everyone just sees you as a friend
b. You have kind of a bad reputation
c. Who wants to date? Dating just detracts attention from your studies and chores!
d. Who wants to date? Meaningless sex, that's the ticket!

3. There's a big test tomorrow that you need to study for, but your mother told you you were supposed to baby-sit your little sister tonight. What do you do?
a. Baby-sit--you could use the cash, and anyway you can cram on the bus tomorrow.
b. Baby-sit--you don't want to leave your parents in a lurch, and anyway you've been reviewing the material every night at home, so the test won't be too hard.
c. Tell your mother you can't babysit because have to study and spend the night watching TV.
d. Yell, "Screw you, Mom!" and run away from home

4. Your parents insist you invite your new flame to dinner one night. You:
a. Look forward to it! Mater and Pater are sure to be impressed by his grades and college options, and he'll love spending the evening playing chess with your dad and looking through old photo albums.
b. Are a little nervous. You just hope your parents are able to look past Ashblade's spiked hair, black make-up, and the personal arsenal he carries around on his person and see the sweet guy inside.
c. Are pleased when your boyfriend challenges your dad to a knife-fight, and puts his cigarette out on your mom
d. Yell, "Screw you, Mom!" and go to JAIL.

5. Your teachers at school
a. Love you! You're their prize student.
b. Don't really notice you--you sit way in the back and sleep a lot.
c. Fear you.
d. What teachers? I'm a pimp