• Nick's Day
  • Lance and Eskimo are Denied Service
    more..
  • Jacques Gets Someone Suspended from School!
  • The Girl Who Does the News, Part 2
    more..
  • Fun With Spam
  • Advanced Astrology
    more..
  • Features

    Message BoardMessage Board
    CreditsCredits
    Buy StuffBuy Stuff
    Lance and EskimoL&E Home

    Friends

  • Angel Blue
  • The Misbegotten Oregon Trail Journal Site
    more..
  • Flash

  • The Ballad of Slylock Fox
  • Dress Up Paul
    more..
  • Fun

  • The Lance and Eskimo Personality Test
  • O Canada - a sequel of sorts
    more..
  • Books

  • The Spectacular Gatsby
  • Emma IM
  • Paul Says
    L&EPaulEmail

    The Adventures of Rex Blunder, pt. 1

    Are you sick of Laura? I am. It's always "Look what Laura drew this" and "She's so talented that." It's like no one appreciates me for who I am; I'm just Laura's brother. And that can really hurt. That's why after one particularly humiliating Redcloud family reunion, in which the extended family, elated with Laura's latest artistic success, raised Laura to their shoulders and paraded her up and down the street, and I was forced to wear a white jacket and bus tables, I decided to get even. I would draw the BEST CARTOON SERIES EVER.

    The ingredients of my comic would be simple. A dapper playboy; a search for lost treasure; lots of hard fightin', hard drinkin' and hard lovin'; and bears up the wazoo. Those can't miss elements, combined with the fact that I can't draw and any plot is an afterthought crammed into tiny word bubbles, nearly guaranteed abject failure.

    That's why even I was amazed when I produced something that's (even if I do say so myself) brilliant.

    Enough talk, let's get to some hot Rex Blunder action!

    *

    L&EPaulEmail

  • The Locust (pt. 1)
  • Gullible's Travels: Day Twenty-Two
    more..
  • Paul is At Best Lukewarm About the USA PATRIOT Act
  • Elf vs. Beast
    more..
  • Contributing Writers

  • Meet the Staff: Slade (Slade)
  • Laura and Nick's Prom Adventure: The Adventure Begins (Nick and Laura)
    more..
  • Favorites

    Polymorph Want a Cracker?Polymorph
    chefelf.comChefelf
    laurahughes.comlaurahughes.com
    Anonymous BlondeAnonymous Blonde
    Fully Ramblomatic.comFullyRamblomatic.com
    more..

    Comics

  • Lance and Eskimo Comix
  • Lance and Eskimo are Denied Service
  • Company X # 026
    more..
  • Quizzes

  • The Lance and Eskimo Personality Test
  • Which Assassinated US President are You?
    more..
  • Fiction

  • The Anonymous Blonde's First Erotic Science Fiction
  • A Tale of Virtue
    more..
  • L&E Comix

  • Lance and Eskimo Do the Dishes
  • Lance and Eskimo are Denied Service