My name is Yahtzee. I'm eighteen years of age.

Good, now the introductions are over. Welcome to this, an extension of my growing Internet presence. I have risen from the darkness of Yahoo Geocities to entertain you kind people with some samples of my convoluted opinions. I do hope we'll get on well. People who I don't get on with tend to have tragic accidents, and I really don't want to have to boil any more pet rabbits.

So, if you're willing, rotating your eyeballs a few inches to the left will bring into view a number of headings representing a selection of my work, ready for your reading pleasure. From the spoiler-ridden sarcasm of Horror Movie Sequel Theatre to the worrying absurdity of the 'Why It Would Kick Arse To Be' series, I'm sure you'll find something for everyone.

Have a good one.

Yahtzee's Latest Articles

3-19-04 Cowboy Comics Vol. 2: I'm pleased to announce that Brisbane central library has just as many dodgy cowboy novels as any in England! (Yahtzee)
2-13-04 Yahtzee's Australia Journal (Chapter 2): Yahtzee continues his adventures throuh the southern hemisphere, the Australian portion at least (Yahtzee)
11-14-03 Yahtzee's Australia Journal (Chapter 1): Yahtzee's Australian journal begins as Yahtzee sets off for the land down under. (Yahtzee)

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