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Chefelf

Name: Chefelf (Nathan Redcloud)
Email: nate@lanceandeskimo.com
Age: 30
Favorite Movie: Hackers
AOL IM Screen Name: Chefelf
Titles: Brigadier General in the Lewgosset Musk Army, Curator of the Extinct Beverage Museum, Pirate, Chef, Elf, Cutest Recloud Brother.



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A great site updated regularly with surveys, movie reviews and featuring Brad-Brad, the living dead rabbit.
Latest Features
11-29-07 Why I Don't Want an Amazon Kindle For Christmas: Chefelf takes a look at Amazon's new e-book reader, the one gadget that certainly won't make it onto his Christmas list this year. (Chefelf)
9-28-07 LittleHorse: Strangers in the Valley: LittleHorse's new album is out and it features one two three songs about Sherlock Holmes! Does it get any better than that? (Chefelf)
9-24-07 The Excuse Falls Flat: Chefelf takes a look at The View's Sherri Shepherd, her feelings on the Earth being flat, and a phenomenally poor display of back-pedaling. (Chefelf)
9-12-07 My iPhone: Chefelf just got an iPhone. He's so happy about it that he actually had to adjust the forum databalse settings a chefelf.com to increase the maximum allowable filesize in kilobytes for a text entry. (Chefelf)
9-3-07 Extinct Beverage: Hillside Coffee - Self Heating Container: Chefelf returns to his Extinct Beverage Museum to review what is possibly the most dangerous beverage he has ever consumed. It is arguably Chefelf's most daring -- and certainly his most comprehensive -- beverage review ever! (Note: It features video where Chefelf sounds a lot more like Ira Glass than he intended.) (Chefelf)
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The Brothers Redcloud
Here is some of the latest nonsense by my brothers.
Presents?

The rumors are true, I like to get presents. If you have anything you want to send me (i.e. bad movies, video games, recipes, etc.) so that I can criticize it then just email me at: nate@lanceandeskimo.com.

From there I will give you a detailed set of instructions for how to get stuff to me (in some groups this is called a "mailing address").

If you don't want to send me anything because your're too cheap and/or selfish then that's fine too.

Chefelf @ lanceandeskimo.com

Welcome to the long neglected "Home Base" of me, Chefelf, on lanceandeskimo.com. It is still being neglected, but actively neglected which at least is something. If you want to see what I'm up to in my life come visit my blog-like crappy domain at:

chefelf.com

There you will find a long rambling set of tales about my life that no one could possibly care about but myself. It promises to be a rip-roaring good time. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out my friend Jacob's website, barbarianbrothers.com, for more information on the "beef boys".

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