The Collected Works of L&E Fiction

We at LnE have an almost freakishly refined aesthetic sense, as one can immediately tell from the script-typewriter mixed metaphor in the title graphic. So we thought we'd share the outpourings of our pen in a collection of fiction that will leave you chilled to your very marrow.

9-26-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 14): The Princes' Plan Princes unite against the great dragon, Ilkspeake. (Chefelf)

9-19-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 13): The Battle At long last the battle between Green and Brown begins in earnest. (Chefelf)

9-12-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 12): The Great Fire Millipede A mysterious magical creature advances on Prince Brown and his men. (Chefelf)

9-5-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 11): The Armies Meet At last the armies of Prince Brown and Prince Green are united... IN BATTLE! (Chefelf)

8-29-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 10): Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 10) (Chefelf)

8-22-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 9): Prince Green and the nymph-elf Tracy on the trail of Shocker the Wizard! (Chefelf)

8-15-05 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 8): Don't believe in fairy tales. The approach on Mount Tarkoon. (Chefelf)

2-23-04 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 7): In which the mighty plague on the Nymph-Elvish kingdom is revealed! (Chefelf)

1-12-04 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 6): Closing in on Mount Tarkoon (Chefelf)

12-29-03 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 5): A myth of the past that haunts the present. (Chefelf)

12-15-03 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 4): Prince Green's nymph-elf escort leads him and his men to the edges of the kingdom of Sta'k'l'kkiia! (Chefelf)

12-8-03 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 3): Prince Brown battles on in the epic continuation of Chefelf forgetting, for the third consecutive week, to write a real article Castles, The Princes That Fought! (Chefelf)

12-5-03 My Fool is a Crock: My fool is a crock - So apparently there really are consequences if you don't write a My Fool is a Crock story. I finished this one as soon as the bleeding stopped. (J.M. Hoffman)

12-1-03 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 2): Once again Chefelf is low on inspiration so you must read another chapter of his latest work, Castles, The Princes That Fought. (Chefelf)

11-24-03 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 1): I forgot that I had to put an update up today so I wrote this really quickly this morning. I'm sorry. For everything. (Chefelf)

9-30-03 Uncle Pip in Wintertime: A story that's been passed down through generations of Redclouds, as long as there have been Redclouds. And that's a long time. Our line is of kings! Pepin the Short was a Redcloud! (Papa Redcloud)

9-12-03 Drink This: You'd be surprised what it's possible to come up with when you've got a deadline for an article and it's very late in the day. (Yahtzee)

9-9-03 Pismo Tenderloins 2: Our favorite superhero returns to clean up the city. You should clean your city once every two months whether it needs it or not. (Paul and Laura)

9-3-03 My Fool is a Crock: Rory, of Rory fame, sets his long-awaited pen of Roritude to the holy parchment of "My Fool is a Crock" stories. (Rory)

8-21-03 The Dullest Little Whorehouse in Texas: The enigmatic first chapter of the world's least-exciting detective agency. Fill in your own action! (Jen)

8-14-03 My Fool is a Crock: Zach guessed that we were just lying on the floor in a state of mental angst, hoping and praying that some guy we didn't know named Zach would write up a crappy My Fool is a Crock story and email it to us. Zach guessed right! (Zach)

8-12-03 My Fool is a Crock: They're still trickling in. Jake takes a stab at the world's most popular literary style. (Jake)

8-7-03 A Story About Babies: The Anonymous Blonde was supposed to play poker with her friend, the Ignominious Redhead. The trouble was, the IR's new baby, Oisin Vertumnus, was making a lot of racket. The AB told him a tale in dulcet tones and he went to sleep. That tale is reprinted herein. (Anonymous Blonde)

7-21-03 Pismo Tenderloins: The first in what we can only hope will be a series of one stories about a corporate crime-fighting superhero. (Paul)

7-18-03 The Curse Of The Don't Mention Panties Game: Probably the worst thing I have ever written. (Yahtzee)

7-17-03 Absurd is Right: Absurdist fiction that puts the "ridiculous" in "absurd." (Jen)

7-11-03 Articulate Jim: A Search for Something: The whole shebang! Produced here with kind thanks to my sense of disillusionment! (Yahtzee)

7-1-03 My Fool is a Crock: A story that will make you throw back your head and howl skyward, "LITERALLY!!!" (Mr. Fabulous)

6-17-03 My Fool is a Crock: You can't spell "crock" without F-U-N, because "crock" is spelled "froccunk". (Annajones)

6-5-03 My Fool is a Crock: Apparently everyone's fool is a crock. (The Anonymous Blonde)

5-30-03 My Fool is a Crock: Never let it be said that Yahtzee doesn't jump on bandwagons at every opportunity. He is to bandwagons what the Super Mario Brothers were to anthropomorphic mushrooms. (Yahtzee)

5-26-03 My Fool is a Crock: Jen takes a stab at the newfound "Fool is a Crock" genre. (Jen)

5-22-03 My Fool is a Crock: Well over a year ago the Brothers Redcloud made vague plans to have a "My Fool is a Crock" theme week where they all wrote a story about the world's worst Jester. Paul and Laura snuck their stories up without alerting Nate. Nate chose today to finally release his long anticipated tale. (Chefelf)

4-24-03 The Anonymous Blonde's First Erotic Science Fiction: Some terrible publishing house wants to make the Anonymous Blonde write an erotic sci-fi serial for them. She's doing it, because she needs the money. But that doesn't mean she's going to do a good job. (Anonymous Blonde)

4-18-03 Two Hundred Seconds: The problems with organised religion and mistranslation. (Yahtzee)

2-21-03 Richard and Maureen's Amazing Time Travel Adventure: The second best short story about a dinner party on this website! (Yahtzee)

2-7-03 The Return Of The Don't Mention Panties Game: Bear with me, I'm hoping to work a trilogy out of this. (Yahtzee)

1-21-03 The Peace Coat: A fashion revue of sorts. (Paul)

12-17-02 The Azores Mystery: A taut thriller with a twist ending loosely based on true events. (Paul)

12-13-02 The Don't Mention Panties Game: It's like 'Alive', but with panties. Or rather, not with panties. So quite a lot like 'Alive', then. (Yahtzee)

11-25-02 END PROGRAM: A chilling tale of man vs. computers that almost constitutes an update! (Chefelf)

11-21-02 Bruce Hellmont, Girl Detective: Noir. Very noir. (Laura and Paul and Caolan and Jen)

11-19-02 Mu and Spick: Space Adventurers: It's a space opera! There are adventures! (Paul)

11-15-02 Your Training Is Complete: A little story I wrote while locked in a sensory deprivation tank. (Yahtzee)

11-8-02 The Search for Something, chapter 9: Nine down, an indeterminate two-digit figure to go. (Yahtzee)

10-30-02 Once Upon a Time in the House of Gerard Depardieu: Bearly bearable. (Paul and Laura)

10-21-02 Cyanide: Silent Killer: Arguably the worst piece of fiction that anyone has ever written. (Fiction)

10-16-02 The Further Adventures of Johnny Woonsocket's Adventures: The complete chronicles of a waste of a summer afternoon. (Various Q. Authors)

10-15-02 A Dialogue between A and B: Starring A! And B! And introducing C as himself! (Paul)

10-4-02 The Search for Something (chapter 8): More novel. Getting sick of this yet? (Yahtzee)

9-23-02 The Epic of Badwater Beaudry: C'mon, it's an epic poem with ASCII art... how can you not love it? (Fiction)

9-18-02 A Dramatic Tale: A wickedly melodramatic tale involving a real bunny. (Laura)

9-13-02 The Search for Something (chapter 7): Another novel chapter. Don't worry, I've got a million of these. (Yahtzee)

8-26-02 Examine This... Earth: An amusing jaunt into sci-fi that hits a little too close to home... literally. (Chefelf)

8-23-02 The Search for Something (Chapter 6): More o' that sweet novelly goodness. (Yahtzee)

8-20-02 The Erotic Adventures of Scrooge McDuck: A disappointingly vanilla tale of triumph over adversity. (Paul)

7-23-02 The Day I Killed Bill Gates with an Axe!: Fan fiction about the ultimate D&D marathon session. (Rory)

4-19-02 A Night On The Tiles: A true story of my ninja-like adventures one fateful night. (Yahtzee)

3-29-02 A Cautionary Tale: It's like Kafka except not as gross or boring. (Yahtzee)

3-27-02 My Fool is a Crock: Oh my god! Laura wrote a story about the world's worst jester too, entirely coincidentally! (Laura)

3-26-02 My Fool is a Crock: A story about the world's worst jester. (Paul)

3-21-02 The Passions of Greedo: Since 1977, One Star Wars character has outshined all others. One character who until now has hesitated to share his emotions; his triumph, and his pain. (Jacques)

1-22-02 Origins: A prequel of sorts. (Paul)

12-11-01 The Azores Mystery: Find the foreshadowing and win a free T-shirt! (Paul)

11-29-01 Trent Pistachio In: The Case of the Undulating Ungulant: Mystery and intrigue flirt with misfortune and heartache in: The Case of the Undulating Ungulant. (Yahtzee)

11-20-01 The Living Soap: A bonus story, regrettably about soap. (Fiction)

11-20-01 An Exciting WWII Story: Some speculative fiction, not about soap. (Fiction)

11-14-01 A Tale of Virtue: An exciting oral history, including mining and war stories. (Laura and Paul)

10-2-01 Elves vs. the Supernatural: If you like BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... (Paul)

9-14-01 Elf vs. Its Own Kind: WARNING: Contains a story about a ring. (Laura)

8-29-01 Bears!: the musical: Laura's tribute to bears, and Joey Lawrence. (Laura)

8-3-01 Elf vs. Beast (Again): Scary. Realistic. (Paul)

7-25-01 The Party: A short story about demons and dinner parties... well at least ONE of each. (Yahtzee)

7-20-01 Elf vs. Its Mom: Angst-ridden. (Paul and Laura)

7-20-01 Elf vs. Beast: A bonus story, filled with despair. A tail of redemption and a lion. (Paul)

7-20-01 Elf vs. God: Another bonus story, this one heavenly. (Laura)

7-6-01 Elf vs. Society: Angst-ridden. (Paul)

7-5-01 The Tragedy of Snagglepuss: The tragedy to end all tragedies, literally. It is a tragedy that this was written. (Jacques)

6-22-01 Elves vs. Nature: Grim. Tragic. (Paul)

6-8-01 Three Go In, Two Come Out, and a Squirrel Follows: A story about the redeeming power of love and turning people into squirrels. (Laura)

4-27-01 The Rubies of Omeron: High fantasy with lots of irritating color words. (Paul and Laura)