Yahtzee's Archives

3-19-04 Cowboy Comics Vol. 2: I'm pleased to announce that Brisbane central library has just as many dodgy cowboy novels as any in England! (Yahtzee)
2-13-04 Yahtzee's Australia Journal (Chapter 2): Yahtzee continues his adventures throuh the southern hemisphere, the Australian portion at least (Yahtzee)
11-14-03 Yahtzee's Australia Journal (Chapter 1): Yahtzee's Australian journal begins as Yahtzee sets off for the land down under. (Yahtzee)
11-7-03 Yahtzee's Answers to the Jenny Marx Survey: Yahtzee handed these off to the L&E staff right before he headed out for the land down under. (Yahtzee)
10-31-03 I'm Off: Don't miss Yahtzee's Last Ever Article! ...until he gets to Australia and sorts his e-mail out, that is. (Yahtzee)
10-24-03 'The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen' Was Not A Very Good Film: But it was a damn fine comic book! (Yahtzee)
10-17-03 The Flowchart Of Life: Probably the last flowchart I will ever make, appropriately enough. (Yahtzee)
10-10-03 The Spy Who Loved Me: Because Roger Moore is a smug git whose face looks like it is melting. (Yahtzee)
10-3-03 Why It Would Kick Arse To Be A Character In The Film 'Logan's Run': Fish, and sea greens, and plankton, and protein from the sea. (Yahtzee)
9-26-03 The "What 'What X Are You Test' Are You?" Test: Yahtzee still doesn't know dick about HTML. (Yahtzee)
9-19-03 Why Australia Is Better Than Britain: Yes indeedy. (Yahtzee)
9-12-03 Drink This: You'd be surprised what it's possible to come up with when you've got a deadline for an article and it's very late in the day. (Yahtzee)
9-5-03 How To Be British: My first ever 'request' article. (Yahtzee)
8-22-03 Freddy Vs. Jason: It's about two unkillable blokes trying to kill each other! We could be here a while! (Yahtzee)
8-15-03 Some Leaflet The Physiotherapist Gave Me: If you can hear your spine cracking in two like a dry twig, that means it's working. (Yahtzee)
8-8-03 Ask Yahtzee 3: Yahtzee continues to alleviate the nagging questions of the great viewing public. (Yahtzee)
8-1-03 Bruce Campbell's Get Well Soon Card: Because it's nice to know there's someone there for you when you've received trivial wounds. (Yahtzee)
7-25-03 Of Shampoo Adverts And Nintendo: Come one, come all, to point and laugh at dodgy 80's merchandising. (Yahtzee)
7-18-03 The Curse Of The Don't Mention Panties Game: Probably the worst thing I have ever written. (Yahtzee)
7-11-03 Articulate Jim: A Search for Something: The whole shebang! Produced here with kind thanks to my sense of disillusionment! (Yahtzee)
7-4-03 Ask Yahtzee 2: Tell your parents it's educational. Hey, I just noticed it's the fourth of July. Hooray! (Yahtzee)
6-27-03 Ultra Scary Suddeny Frighty Ghosty Thing!: A parody. Or is that just what I want you to think? (Flash, 300k) (Yahtzee)
6-20-03 Friday the 13th parts 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8: Did you have a busy weekend? Yahtzee had a busy weekend. (Yahtzee)
6-13-03 Ask Yahtzee: High on life, Yahtzee takes it upon himself to educate the world. (Yahtzee)
6-6-03 Rorschach Vs. The Retard Raider: Yahtzee made a comic! Using an idea that isn't his and a character that also isn't his! (Yahtzee)
5-30-03 My Fool is a Crock: Never let it be said that Yahtzee doesn't jump on bandwagons at every opportunity. He is to bandwagons what the Super Mario Brothers were to anthropomorphic mushrooms. (Yahtzee)
5-23-03 100 Better Questions: A follow-up, of sorts. (Yahtzee)
5-16-03 Jason X: Yahtzee finally gets around to watching a film he must have missed while it was in cinemas. (Yahtzee)
5-9-03 More Of The 100 Questions: I've started, so I'll finish. (Yahtzee)
5-2-03 The 100 Questions: This is probably the best way to get to know me. (Yahtzee)
4-25-03 Amazing Spider-Man, The Game: It's not a C64 rom, and it isn't based on a horror film, but hey, there's no need to be pedantic. (Yahtzee)
4-18-03 Two Hundred Seconds: The problems with organised religion and mistranslation. (Yahtzee)
4-11-03 The Adventures Of Angular Mike: I made a special page for my latest creation! So far, thirteen comic strips that make very little sense! (Yahtzee)
4-4-03 Meet The Crazy Moon Man: Yahtzee makes the staggering discovery that you shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet. (Yahtzee)
3-28-03 Person Without Girlfriend: Be nice to Yahtzee. He's not very happy right now. (Yahtzee)
3-21-03 Snormula 1: Yahtzee is enthusiastic about motor racing. Enthusiastic in his hatred, that is! Ho ho! (Yahtzee)
3-14-03 The Premeditated Murder Flowchart: This website accepts no responsibility for people who are murdered directly or indirectly because of this feature. (Yahtzee)
3-7-03 Age of Evil: I'm making a total conversion for Duke Nukem 3D. I just can't stop making games. This may be something to do with my astrological chart. (Yahtzee)
2-28-03 Why It Would Kick Arse To Be A Piece Of Chewing Gum That Has Been Chewed A Little Bit But Not Too Much: One of Yahtzee's less riveting treatises. (Yahtzee)
2-21-03 Richard and Maureen's Amazing Time Travel Adventure: The second best short story about a dinner party on this website! (Yahtzee)
2-20-03 Bored of the Dance: Yahtzee is not bored of the dance. He loves the dance, the hypocrite. Shame, Yahtzee! Shaaame! (Yahtzee)
2-14-03 A Very Special Valentines Day Cowboy Comic!: Something for all you ladies out there on this special day. Yahtzee is the funny man. Laugh at the funny man. (Yahtzee)
2-7-03 The Return Of The Don't Mention Panties Game: Bear with me, I'm hoping to work a trilogy out of this. (Yahtzee)
1-31-03 Why I Should Be Cutest Redcloud Brother: I never let little things like being a year late get in the way of my dreams. (Yahtzee)
1-24-03 Star Trek: Nemesis Was Not A Very Good Film: Yahtzee honestly didn't know about Jen's article yesterday. (Yahtzee)
1-17-03 Where Are You Going When You Die?: It's probably best to make sure. (Yahtzee)
1-10-03 Why it would kick arse to be Spider-Man: This article would probably have been more relevant if I could have been arsed to write it around the time of the video release. (Yahtzee)
1-3-03 The Christmas Flowchart: This is exactly how my Christmas went. (Yahtzee)
12-13-02 The Don't Mention Panties Game: It's like 'Alive', but with panties. Or rather, not with panties. So quite a lot like 'Alive', then. (Yahtzee)
12-6-02 Yahtzee's Christmas Wishlist: Yahtzee asks for stuff he doesn't really want from people who aren't going to buy them for him. When you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. (Yahtzee)
11-29-02 Evil Dead: The Game: Yahtzee reviews another game from the highly specialised field of crap C64 roms based on horror movies. (Yahtzee)
11-22-02 The Spam Man Cometh: The truth behind spam is finally revealed! (Yahtzee)
11-15-02 Your Training Is Complete: A little story I wrote while locked in a sensory deprivation tank. (Yahtzee)
11-8-02 The Search for Something, chapter 9: Nine down, an indeterminate two-digit figure to go. (Yahtzee)
11-1-02 Halloween Resurrection: The words 'flogging' and 'dead horse' spring to mind. (Yahtzee)
10-18-02 Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth: Another TV celebrity's darkest hour is slated for the archives. (Yahtzee)
10-4-02 The Search for Something (chapter 8): More novel. Getting sick of this yet? (Yahtzee)
9-27-02 Fight Or Flight?: An entertaining little diversion in which you can learn how you would have fared during mankind's evolutionary history. (Yahtzee)
9-20-02 Sins of the Night: Yahtzee continues his study of naked breasts - er, the erotic thriller genre, in a thoroughly intelligent and highbrow fashion. Plus: pictures of kittens! (Yahtzee)
9-13-02 The Search for Something (chapter 7): Another novel chapter. Don't worry, I've got a million of these. (Yahtzee)
9-6-02 The Early Morning Flowchart: Find out exactly how bad some mornings get. (Yahtzee)
8-30-02 Dead by Dawn: Yahtzee diversifies from reviewing horror movie sequels to an even more obscure genre: Erotic Thrillers! (Yahtzee)
8-23-02 The Search for Something (Chapter 6): More o' that sweet novelly goodness. (Yahtzee)
8-16-02 Fully Ramblomatic.com: Yahtzee joins the bandwagon and launches his very own domain! (Yahtzee)
8-9-02 What I Did Over the Weekend: A simple experiment turns into a hellish nightmare as I attempt to upload the whole of the Internet to my own brain. (Yahtzee)
8-2-02 The Search For Something (Chapter 5): Chapter Five of the novel that amazon.com is too stupid to sell. (Yahtzee)
7-26-02 The Dark Side of Beatles Songs: A line by line analysis of a famous Beatles song. (Yahtzee)
7-19-02 The Armageddon Flowchart: When the end comes, why not be ready? (Yahtzee)
7-12-02 The Search For Something (Chapter 4): Chapter Four of the novel that everyone's been talking about. It's like the great American novel except less American. (Yahtzee)
7-5-02 Why it Would be Kickarse to be Garrett: The benefits of being the backstabbing main character from the game Thief. (Yahtzee)
6-28-02 Everything I Wanted to Know About Michael Jackson I Learned From 'Moonwalker' for the Sega Genesis: Seriously! If I'd never played this game I would never have known that Michael Jackson has the power to transform into a car! (Yahtzee)
6-21-02 The Search For Something (Chapter 3): The Next chapter of my new novel. (Yahtzee)
6-14-02 The Driving Test Flowchart: A simple flowchart for your average driving test. (Yahtzee)
6-7-02 The Role of the British in Star Trek: A brief rundown of the British driving forces behind the Star Trek franchise. (Yahtzee)
5-31-02 The Search For Something (Chapter 2): Chapter two from my new novel. (Yahtzee)
5-24-02 Jim The Fish: A wonderful tale inspired by Yahtzee's ramblings in a dreamlike state. (Yahtzee & Rhubarb)
5-17-02 This Advert Worries Me: :Yahtzee uncovers a sordid tale of crime and betrayal from what appears to be just a normal advertisement. (Yahtzee)
5-10-02 Horror Movie Sequel Theatre: Double Bill: I work overtime and manage to squeeze Nightmare On Elm Street IV and V into ONE article! I really don't know how I do it sometimes. (Yahtzee)
5-3-02 The Search For Something (Chapter 1): The first chapter in my new novel. It has pirates!!! (Yahtzee)
4-26-02 More From The Poetry Corner: A critical analysis of a foggy childhood memory. It's what we specialize in. (Yahtzee)
4-19-02 A Night On The Tiles: A true story of my ninja-like adventures one fateful night. (Yahtzee)
4-12-02 The Haircut Experience: Fun for some, a time consuming chore for the likes of me. (Yahtzee)
4-5-02 Why it Would Kick Arse to be an RPG Character: Impressive armor, fantastic weapons, murder by numbers... the list goes on and on. (Yahtzee)
3-29-02 A Cautionary Tale: It's like Kafka except not as gross or boring. (Yahtzee)
3-22-02 What I Know About Star Wars: A collection of observations I have made about the inner-working of the Star Wars universe (and sex). (Yahtzee)
3-15-02 Jason X: Preview: A preview for the up and coming horror movie epic, if by "up and coming" you mean "never coming". (Yahtzee)
3-8-02 Everything I Ever Wanted to Know About Life I Learned From Hentai Games: And here's a list to prove it! (Yahtzee)
3-1-02 Fighting the Good Fight: A letter to Parliament proves to be a successful first step in my crusade to bring back spanking. (Yahtzee)
2-21-02 Further Fun With Crime: Actually very little fun with crime but a whole lot of fun playing the early Final Fantasy games. (Yahtzee)
2-15-02 A Public Cervix Announcement: Unnecessary vulgarity could very well be the first step on the road to basic child discipline. (Yahtzee)
2-8-02 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday: Finally, the final Friday. (Yahtzee)
2-1-02 Why It Would Kick Arse To Be Jesus: Being the famous religious son of God guy has its perks. (Yahtzee)
1-25-02 Fun With Spam: A day spent tidying my inbox turns into an excuse for unsolicited adventure! (Yahtzee)
1-18-02 Are You Me?: Finally you can circumvent the lengthy standardized testing! Find out in a matter of minutes whether or not you are me from the convenience of your own dingy hermitage! (Yahtzee)
1-11-02 Friday the 13th: More fun with crap Commodore 64 games based on horror movies. (Yahtzee)
1-4-02 Experimenting With Crime: An exciting day of foiling the police and avoiding Freddy Kreuger. (Yahtzee)
12-21-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Father Christmas: Let's face it... the fat man has got it made! (Yahtzee)
12-14-01 Candyman: Day of the Dead: Boobs, blood and a man that despite his name is sadly not made of candy. (Yahtzee)
12-7-01 Names of Newspapers: A quick breakdown of England's finest newspapers. (Yahtzee)
11-29-01 Trent Pistachio In: The Case of the Undulating Ungulant: Mystery and intrigue flirt with misfortune and heartache in: The Case of the Undulating Ungulant. (Yahtzee)
11-23-01 Maniac Cop 2: Yahtzee reviews a horror film no-one's ever heard of just to prove he really is a fan of the genre. (Yahtzee)
11-16-01 British Road Signs Sing Gloria Gaynor: (Flash, 230K) Imagine a world where road signs get together and illustrate lyrics from Gloria Gaynor songs. Imagine no more! (Yahtzee)
11-9-01 Why it Would be Kickarse to be the Pope: With apologies to Sinead O'Connor. (Yahtzee)
11-2-01 The History of Cyber Sex: Finally the long and storied history of cyber sex is revealed. (Yahtzee)
10-26-01 I'm Pissed Off: Yahtzee sounds off on the whole Bruce Campbell experience. (Yahtzee)
10-19-01 Indiana Innuendo: A snatch of dialogue from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. (Yahtzee)
10-5-01 Army of Darkness: Horror Movie Sequel Theatre reviews the Bruce Campbell classic. (Yahtzee)
9-28-01 Comedy, Thy Name is Penguin: Yahtzee informs the world on the finest of British chocolate wrapper humor. (Yahtzee)
9-21-01 Rob & Paul: (Flash, 1.4 mb) Yahtzee's characters, Rob and Paul, adventure through the world of popcorn, B-movie actors and poor lip synching. (Yahtzee)
9-7-01 Halloween H20: Yahtzee takes a look at the thrilling horror movie sequel. (Yahtzee)
8-24-01 Why it Would be Kickarse to be Mario: Yahtzee breaks down the pros and cons of being the world's most notorious plumber. (Yahtzee)
7-25-01 The Party: A short story about demons and dinner parties... well at least ONE of each. (Yahtzee)
7-18-01 Are You a Serial Killer?: A handy quiz to finally answer that nagging question: Am I a serial killer? (Yahtzee)
7-11-01 Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: Yahtzee reviews the classic horror movie sequel. (Yahtzee)
7-4-01 My Tribute to the U.S.: Yahtzee takes a look at what makes America so great. (Yahtzee)
6-30-01 Where God Went Wrong: Just a little bit of advice for the Almighty. (Yahtzee)
6-23-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Freddy Krueger: Something we've all known for a long time, but no-one's been able to put into words. (Yahtzee)
5-26-01 Murder, and How to Get Away With It: Practical advice for those interested in butchering a few close friends and relatives. (Yahtzee)
5-19-01 Freudian interpretation to Horror Movie Dream Sequences: Can Hollywood and psychology find common ground? (Yahtzee)
5-12-01 Advanced Astrology: Yahtzee presents: slightly more accurate horoscopes. Plus, a competition! (Yahtzee)
4-28-01 Poetry corner: St Ives: An analysis of the St. Ives poem. (Yahtzee)
4-21-01 How (not) to use superpowers: How (not) to get superpowers 2: The Revenge. (Yahtzee)
4-14-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be a Pokemon Trainer: Not only would it kick arse, it would also make everyday household tasks a lot easier. (Yahtzee)
4-7-01 Why Cinemas Suck: A special feature explaining why theatres aren't all they're cracked up to be. (Yahtzee)
3-31-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Arnold J. Rimmer: Yes it would kick arse, and no I haven't gone mad. (Yahtzee)
3-24-01 The Filing Cabinet: One of life's greatest mysteries explained. (Yahtzee)
3-17-01 Yahtzee has a crack at ranting: And it's about time. (Yahtzee)
3-10-01 Friday the 13th part 2: The beginnings of the ill-fated 'bag on head' fashion statement of the 1980's. (Yahtzee)
3-3-01 Why it would Kick Arse to be Captain of the Enterprise: Just let me know when I start saying the obvious. (Yahtzee)
2-23-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Undead: WARNING! Intro cartoon for this article not suitable for young children! (Yahtzee)
2-17-01 Recipes from around the world: A tasty alternative to turkey for Christmas. (Yahtzee)
2-10-01 Evil Dead 2: A horror movie hero who isn't a complete moron? Can it be true? (Yahtzee)
2-3-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Lara Croft: I saw this one coming a mile off. (Yahtzee)
1-27-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Guybrush Threepwood: Let no-one say I don't really play adventure games anymore. (Yahtzee)
1-20-01 Hellraiser 2: Puzzle boxes, people with no skin, and other people with nails in their heads. Fun! (Yahtzee)
1-13-01 The Adventures of Mr. Zombie Man: There is life after rebirth. (Yahtzee)
1-6-01 Why it Would Kick Arse to be Invisible: As Kevin Bacon should have noted. (Yahtzee)

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