Here are all the extinct beverages that I have reviewed.

9-3-07 Extinct Beverage: Hillside Coffee - Self Heating Container: Chefelf returns to his Extinct Beverage Museum to review what is possibly the most dangerous beverage he has ever consumed. It is arguably Chefelf's most daring -- and certainly his most comprehensive -- beverage review ever! (Note: It features video where Chefelf sounds a lot more like Ira Glass than he intended.) (Chefelf)
9-4-06 Extinct Beverage: Coca-Cola Blāk: With the summer coming to a close it's time to start the 2006 Summer Extinct Beverage Round Up! There are a few choice beverages that came out this summer that are certain to be headed for the halls of extinction! Chefelf has tried them all and now he begins to pretend that he'll actually review them all. (Chefelf)
3-13-06 Extinct Beverage: Metromint: Lance & Eskimo returns triumphantly from its 4 1/2 month Christmas break with a fresh new article! A beverage review? By Chefelf? It's like 2001 all over again with less Kubrick and more mint taste. (Chefelf)
11-28-03 Meet the Staff: J.M. Hoffman: J.M. Hoffman tackles the tough questions. (J.M. Hoffman)
6-2-03 Extinct Beverage: Fusion Water: It's water with fusion in it. We call it "Fusion Water." (Chefelf)
4-28-03 Extinct Beverage: Amp: It's like Mountain Dew with ENERGY instead of caffeine! (Chefelf)
3-24-03 Extinct Beverage: 180 Energy Drink: Yet another magic energy elixir. (Chefelf)
2-24-03 Extinct Beverage: Jeff's Berry Dream Soda: New York Egg Cream Soda! It's even worse than it sounds! Yes, that's possible. (Chefelf)
1-20-03 Extinct Beverage: Niagara: The drink that quenches your thirst and makes you hot in the pants at the same time! (Chefelf)
11-11-02 The Six Esses of Extinct Beverage Tasting: A quick guide at how to get more out of your extinct and endangered beverage tasting. (Chefelf & Paul)
10-28-02 Extinct Beverage: Fruit Craze: You'd have to be Fruit Crazy to like it! (Chefelf)
9-30-02 Extinct Beverage: Tizer: From the Tizer bottle we learn the French for "Refresh your Head" but not "This tastes like Band-Aids." (Chefelf)
9-9-02 Extinct Beverage: Venom: The drink that makes you wish you were drinking actual Venom. (Chefelf)
8-12-02 Extinct Beverage: DNA: It's like the genetic code... FOR GETTING YOU WASTED! (Chefelf)
5-6-02 Extinct Beverage: KMX Energy Drink: Yet another "lightly carbonated" energy drink to tear up your stomach. (Chefelf)
11-5-01 Extinct Beverage: Hansen's Slimdown: A drink that will make you slim down! But I'd rather just vomit up my meals. (Chefelf)
9-3-01 Extinct Beverage: Lucozade: Do you want to drink the same stuff that gives Lara Croft her energy? You might not want to after you taste it. (Chefelf)
7-9-01 Extinct Beverage: Red Bull: The beverage that promises to "give you wings." (Chefelf)
2-22-01 Extinct Beverage: Orbitz: What if Pikachu pooped in some Pine Sol? Find out in this review. (Chefelf and Paul)
2-6-01 Extinct Beverage: Chubby: A delicious soft drink from the West Indies. (Chefelf)