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Chefelf

Name: Chefelf (Nathan Redcloud)
Email: nate@lanceandeskimo.com
Age: 30
Favorite Movie: Hackers
AOL IM Screen Name: Chefelf
Titles: Brigadier General in the Lewgosset Musk Army, Curator of the Extinct Beverage Museum, Pirate, Chef, Elf, Cutest Recloud Brother.



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YahtzeeYahtzee Takes on the World
Yahtzee's now famous comic about a boy that buys a volcano with plans of taking over the world!
Latest Features
7-20-08 Tour de France Commercial Recap, Week 2: As the second week of the Tour de France ends, Chefelf reflects on the grueling efforts of the bike riders through one of the most physically challenging sporting events in the history of the world on the cruddy commercials they play on the Versus channel. (Chefelf)
7-11-08 Tour de France Recap, Week 1: Chefelf reflects on the first week of the Tour de France. Well, not so much about the race as about the commentators he hates and all of the commercials that he is tired of. (Chefelf)
7-2-08 Castles, The Princes That Fought (Chapter 15): After nearly three years the Princes that Fought return to fight! For those of you that are ill (read: Paul) this is like chicken soup for your imagination! (Chefelf)
6-27-08 Screw My Kids! I Want To Spend Time With My Kids!: Dixie takes an interesting approach in advertising by appealing to everyone's laziness and saying, "To hell with the environment! I'd rather enjoy being lazy!" (Chefelf)
5-21-08 The Subway Is Not Your Office!: Yet terrible artists, knitters and business men seem to think it is. (Chefelf)
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The Brothers Redcloud
Here is some of the latest nonsense by my brothers.
Presents?

The rumors are true, I like to get presents. If you have anything you want to send me (i.e. bad movies, video games, recipes, etc.) so that I can criticize it then just email me at: nate@lanceandeskimo.com.

From there I will give you a detailed set of instructions for how to get stuff to me (in some groups this is called a "mailing address").

If you don't want to send me anything because your're too cheap and/or selfish then that's fine too.

Chefelf @ lanceandeskimo.com

Welcome to the long neglected "Home Base" of me, Chefelf, on lanceandeskimo.com. It is still being neglected, but actively neglected which at least is something. If you want to see what I'm up to in my life come visit my blog-like crappy domain at:

chefelf.com

There you will find a long rambling set of tales about my life that no one could possibly care about but myself. It promises to be a rip-roaring good time. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out my friend Jacob's website, barbarianbrothers.com, for more information on the "beef boys".

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