Advice

by Ariana Squirrel

9-18-03 A Girl's Guide to Buying a Rat: The Anonymous Blonde's ex-husband convinced her to write this how-to feature on rat-buying for a glossy women's magazine. After all that research, she'll never buy the wrong rat again!
7-4-03 Ask Yahtzee 2: Tell your parents it's educational. Hey, I just noticed it's the fourth of July. Hooray!
11-6-02 Girl Zone Advice, Volume 2: They say that persistence is the mother of invention. This is why we continue to offer serious-minded advice for young ladies and gentlemen. Because we are trying to make an invention.
7-17-02 GZ Advice: July 2002: The Girls' Zone advice columnist, Ariana Squirrel, answers some feminine teenaged romance questions from readers. WARNING: Contains honesty.

A message from your advice columnist, Miss Ariana Squirrel...

Hey! I'm a 17-year-old girl with no credentials and little life experience, but I've got a relatively cool head on my shoulders and I try to be as non-judgmental a third party as possible. Oh, and I'm pretty verbose ;-)