Here is everything that Jen has ever written for lanceandeskimo.com:

8-8-05 The Prophecies of Nicetradamus (pt. 1): Excerpts from the oft overlooked prophecies of Nostradamus's younger cousin, Nicetradamus. (Chefelf)
11-27-03 Happy Thanksgiving!: Jen's hand wishes you a happy Thanksgiving. (Jen)
11-13-03 Jen's Answers to the Jenny Marx Survey: Jen tackles the tough questions in the now classic survey. (Jen)
10-23-03 The Light in the Attic : Behold an actual communication from Jen to her previous (not current, thankfully) landlady. Jen only wishes she had written it in jest ... (Jen)
10-9-03 The People on the Bus Go Round and Round: The first in a continuing series examining the archetypes--evil ones!--who ride the bus with me. (Jen)
9-25-03 What's Your Major?: University students, don't waste another day! Find out NOW what your major is! (Jen)
9-15-03 Smells Like Freedom: Because Americans just don't display enough needlessly patriotic things these days. (Jen & Nate)
8-21-03 The Dullest Little Whorehouse in Texas: The enigmatic first chapter of the world's least-exciting detective agency. Fill in your own action! (Jen)
7-31-03 "U"'re Gonna Love It!: Toast, that is. Or possibly alleged college student design asthetic. (Jen)
7-17-03 Absurd is Right: Absurdist fiction that puts the "ridiculous" in "absurd." (Jen)
6-23-03 I Was a Teenage Wizard: Toys "R" Us kid or no, Jen does not want Harry Potter to grow up. (Jen)
5-26-03 My Fool is a Crock: Jen takes a stab at the newfound "Fool is a Crock" genre. (Jen)
4-17-03 Adventures in Interviewing: In which Jen, as Elizabeth Shue, has wacky high rise adventures. (Jen)
4-3-03 I Bought a Website: Jen worries about the social ramifications of web-site ownship. (Jen)
3-25-03 Aliens Have Eaten My Brain: Questions supplied by daytime TV, March 19, 2003, between 12:51 and 1:05 p.m. to which the answer is "yes". (Jen)
3-6-03 The Fifteen Dollar Haircut: Further exercises in horror, in the style of Paul Redcloud, master of horrality. (Jen)
2-6-03 Here There Be Dragons: Field notes from kindergarten. (Jen)
1-23-03 Take the Con, Ensign B-list Celebrity: Star Trek Guest Star: not the deadend career you thought. (Jen)
1-2-03 Modern Day Lepers: Unclean! Unclean! Would you like to fill out a survey? (Jen)
12-9-02 Jen's Christmas List: Shouldn't this have gone up last week? Perhaps. But the Brothers Redcloud accidentally commissioned two separate authors to do an article so we get this one a little later than expected. Ho ho ho! (Jen)
11-21-02 Bruce Hellmont, Girl Detective: Noir. Very noir. (Laura and Paul and Caolan and Jen)
8-5-02 Summer Camp: A Love Story: Because Wet Hot American Summer only told part of the story... (Jen)

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