GEEK FEATURES We at LanceandEskimo.com have the same blind adoration for technology that a mangy cur has for the master who alternately kicks and feeds him, and like that resourceful mutt, we channel our love and pain into observational humor articles. 1-19-04 Cropped Photos of Bill Gates: The internet is full of cropped photos of Bill Gates dressed as Hitler or Satan or Jerry Lewis. It's all getting really stale. Recently I fired up Photoshop to try to dilute the Bill Gates photo pool with some fresh new material. (Chefelf) 9-8-03 My New Xbox: I've spent a lot of time modding my Xbox but I wasn't completely satisfied with any of the skins offered by my new operating system. (Chefelf) 7-22-03 Geeko!: If you haven't seen "The Screen Savers" on TechTV and you find this entertaining, well, then more power to you. (Paul) 4-3-03 I Bought a Website: Jen worries about the social ramifications of web-site ownship. (Jen) 1-8-03 The Trouble with LAN Parties: Laura complains about gender bias in multi-user gaming. (Laura) 7-16-02 Geek T-Shirts that Only Make 80% Sense: We reveal our new line of computer T-shirts, which, in turn, reveal that we don't know anything about computers. (Laura and Paul) 4-23-02 How Long Would it Take to Kill Bill Gates with an Axe?: Finally, proof that Bill Gates is the baddest mofo ever! (Paul, Nate, Rory) 3-6-02 Today in the News: Hackers Hate You!: With the onset of this age of technological wonder, you and yours are more at risk from hackers than ever before. (Laura) 1-3-02 Jacques Asks Jeeves: Jacques bares his soul to Jeeves and, unlike some overpaid whore, Jeeves actually responds. (Jacques) 12-26-01 Windows XP Part 1: The not at all anticipated Chefelf review of Microsoft's new Operating System! (Chefelf) 9-11-01 Welcome to Linux: Paul grapples with an unfamiliar OS and ruminates on BogoMIPS. (Paul) 5-29-01 Domains for Sale: Like throwing good money after bad? Then why not invest some of these hot domain names? (Paul) 2-21-01 Lycos Image Search Adventures: Searching the Internet for hot pics of Rob Lowe was never so much fun! You know, before. When you did that. (Laura) This site has been known to contain satire, lies, and profanity. Don't read it at school, or YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED. All articles © copyright their respective authors. Terms of Service     |     Site Map     |     Organizational Chart Jobs at L&E     |     Advertise with Us     |     Contact     |     Home