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January 29, 2008

#147 Strategy Number Four


Lance’s book is a reference to / inspired by Ali’s thank you note to me.

ESKIMO: That child has no respect for rank! No military discipline whatsoever. I blame the mother.
LANCE: What rhymes with ‘date me’?
ESKIMO (disgusted): She showers the child with love. You’re doing the babysitting from now on.
LANCE: Cool. Strategy number four. (hands book)
ESKIMO (reading title): ‘How to Bag the Landlady’.
ESKIMO: La-aaance. Are you planning to plunge into depravity and sell your body for rent?
LANCE: I can do that? Bonus.
ESKIMO: Here, let me comb your hair.

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    Look out for the actual governor’s daughter diagrams while my blog is on hiatus from portfolio work… Ever since you wished for diagrams involving actual bags, I’ve been dreaming about it and need to put it in motion.

    Comment by Alison — January 29, 2008 @ 7:32 am

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

    Comment by Laura — January 29, 2008 @ 9:03 am

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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