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January 23, 2008

#145 Lance and Eskimo Make Seven Dollars


I don’t think that yard sale is going to get that much foot traffic.

The Script

Odd Job #1: Babysitting
ESKIMO: This is not a negotiation. You need oatmeal to grow strong. Right, Lance?
LANCE: (shrugs)
ROBBIE (beeping Eskimo’s nose): Beeeeeep.
ESKIMO: I fear my authority is being undermined.

Odd Job #2: Laundry
ESKIMO: Do you ever feel that living in Jeria’s house has made us too intimate with her?
LANCE (inhaling lingerie): No.

Odd Job #3: Yard Sale
LANCE: Harry Ape sure likes glassware.
ESKIMO: Forget that. Check it out. (shows him “Planet of the Apes” VHS)
LANCE: I will never forget this moment.
ESKIMO: And he’s selling it! What will he watch?

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    I love Eskimo’s tam o’shanter. Also, Robbie is a smarty mcgenius-prodigy.

    Comment by Alison — January 24, 2008 @ 10:26 am

    It’s weird that this is the comic that makes you say Robbie is a genius. All she says is “Beeeeep!”

    Comment by Laura — January 24, 2008 @ 11:08 am

    It’s all she needs to say! Getting your way with a minimal amount of effort is very, very smart indeed!

    Comment by Alison — January 25, 2008 @ 7:56 am

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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