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December 8, 2007

#124 Another Interview


HARRY APE: Mumble mumble mumble?
ROBBIE: He says do you have a reference from your last landlord.
ESKIMO: Ba-ha! Mr. Mate, if you will, the last three places I lived.
LANCE: Pirate ship–circus tent–desert island.
HARRY APE: Mumble mumble?
ROBBIE: Do you have jobs?
ESKIMO: I mean… not yet.
LANCE: I mean no way.
HARRY APE (in conference with Jeria): Mumble mumble.
JERIA: I know, I know, but I like them, all right?
HARRY APE: Mumble mumble mumble mumble!
JERIA: Excuse me? You’re my employee! You can’t tell me what to do!
HARRY APE: Mumble mumble other tenant mumble mumble three months up front.
JERIA (to Lance and Eskimo): I’m afraid you’re S.O.L.

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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