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April 11, 2007

#4 That’s What She Said

That’s What She Said

First appearance of Chefelf and Krys, first good look at Eskimo and her adorable virtue.

Title: I think I was going for a double entendre with “serving the community”?

The Script

Eskimo leads Lance up the gangplank to her ship.
LANCE: Tell me more about this piracy.
ESKIMO: Well, as you can see, it’s pretty quiet here… (pointing over her shoulder to a lighthouse) Mostly we just pillage that one lighthouse. (gesturing excitedly) We just bust in and take all the pre-recorded videos! Then we exchange them on the mainland for better videos. Oh, and we leave some so there’ll be something to pillage later.
PIRATE CHEF WHO IS AN ELF (CHEFELF): They call us “Free Blockbuster Shuttle.”
PIRATE CREW WOMAN (KRYS): What do you think is the most ferocious part of that? I think it’s “free.”
ESKIMO: Listen, there’s no shame in serving the community!

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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