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June 25, 2003

Lance and Eskimo Visit the Rich Actress Upstairs

Lance and Eskimo Visit the Rich Actress Upstairs

The Script

ESKIMO (running the faucet in Jeria’s bathroom sink): Jeria has hot AND cold running water!
LANCE (admiring her assembled toiletries): And FOUR electric toothbrushes!
ESKIMO (yelling in an empty bleachers): And a basketball court!
LANCE (turning a crank, as a smiling baby slides out of a tube): And a baby machine!
ESKIMO (poking Jeria’s cleavage): And breast implants!
ESKIMO (smiles warmly at Lance in Jeria’s fancy foyer): But we have one thing money can’t buy.
ESKIMO (cont’d, as Lance and Eskimo enter their dingy apartment, and see…): A ziggurat!

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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