So maybe Krys has never kicked a puppy, but she did cause one to be kicked, once.
PHIL: Whoa, looking sharp, Jane Bond!
KRYS: Thanks. Hey, I wanted to apologize for, you know, tying you up.
PHIL: Oh, no problem. Sometimes you have to do a stunt to get a job. I know you would never really have hurt me.
KRYS: I would never really have–wait, how do you know that?
PHIL: You just seem like a deep-down, sweet person.
KRYS: Well, I’m not! I’m a bad person. I was a pirate, you know. I kick puppies.
PHIL: When have you kicked a puppy? Give an example.
KRYS: You’re on my list.