Everybody’s so cheerful and friendly in Imaginary New York, even the mugger and the man with the suitcase full of cash whom he is currently stabbing.
Chefelf’s girlfriend is the Riddler, maybe! I like how Chefelf doesn’t fill in her face or what kind of flower he is giving her. He just doesn’t have enough information!
And so we get the Eskimo/Chefelf origin story, sort of. I wonder when this happened.
CHEFELF: Newwww Yooorrrk…
New York As Imagined By An Elf Who Has Never Been There consists of happy-go-lucky murderers and bums and the Statue of Liberty giving the thumbs-up next to a giant apple.
CHEFELF: Newww Yooorrk…
Girlfriend As Imagined By An Elf Who Has Never Met Her wears a suit made of question marks. They dance and have dinner together.
CHEFELF: I… I can’t go. I have to follow my captain.
OTHER CHEF: What did she do to get you to pledge unerring loyalty for all time?
ESKIMO: Your backpack’s open.