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April 24, 2007

#13 Weapon Snuggling


I had recently read Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential. Chefs do have to know how to take pain!

Quick poll: does Lance shave his underarms, is he naturally hairless, or is it just another one of those comic conventions like how he also doesn’t have nipples?

The Script
A cannon ball knocks over the mast.
ESKIMO: No! Not my mast! I loved that mast! I was going to marry it. Also it was this close to retirement.
LANCE (picking up the good kitchen knives): Sorry, buddy.
CHEFELF: Wield them well.
Lance lifts the knives…
ESKIMO: You can stop throwing things. It’s not working.
LANCE: Should he be hugging the knives like that?
ESKIMO: He’s a chef. He knows what he’s doing.
ESKIMO: He’s a chef. He knows how to take pain.

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    I have noticed that only gross fat men have hair in comics. I draw my men with some chest hair…because it’s hot.

    Comment by Blossercubbles — September 30, 2008 @ 11:47 am

    In later comics I start drawing a bit of happy trail around the bellybutton, but he still doesn’t have any actual chest hair. Girly man.

    Comment by Laura — September 30, 2008 @ 11:50 am

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