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December 29, 2004

Lance and Eskimo Lose the Refrigerator

Lance and Eskimo Lose the Refrigerator

The Script

ESKIMO (gesturing toward the fridge): The refrigerator keeps our food cool!
THAT YEAR… Lance uses the refrigerator to keep his food cool
ONE DAY… Lance gapes at a big empty space where the refrigerator used to be
ESKIMO: Lance, what’s wrong?
LANCE: I lost the refrigerator!
ESKIMO: Lance, don’t you know? The power was in you, all along!
LATER… Lance holds open his jacket and looks down at the food stuffed in the inside pockets
LANCE: The chocolate is melting.
ESKIMO: It was worth a shot.

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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