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May 28, 2003

Lance and Eskimo Go Home

Lance and Eskimo Go Home

An attempt to give Lance and Eskimo a backstory. Probably the only priorly-web-published comic at direct odds with the current storyline’s canon.

The Script

Lance and Eskimo ride a train; disembark; and head up the steps to a building labelled “Home for Abandoned and Troubled Youth”.
ESKIMO: We’re here to revisit our roots.
RECEPTIONIST: Down the hall on your left.
Through a doorway we see a complicated, vaguely 1950s computer, covered in buttons and dials, labelled “Education Machine.”
Lance and Eskimo hug the machine.
ESKIMO: Education Machine, I love you.

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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