Actually I don’t know what day this was written; I’m going by the ‘April 2003′ written right there on the page. I unearthed it in 2007 whilst preparing to move house.

The Script

Lance and Eskimo are sitting at the kitchen table reading. They are slowly surrounded by inquisitive cats, some which Eskimo cuddles.
LANCE: Let’s pretend to live somewhere else.
ESKIMO: NO!