Awww, who’s an emo kitten?
I’ve got comics through Christmas, at least, so don’t be afraid to come back on Tuesdays and Thursdays for new comics until such a time as I tell you I’m slacking off again.
Evolution of a script:
Draft #1: LANCE: I’m dumb and unemployed and I live in a basement.
Draft #2: LANCE: I’m dumb and unemployed and I live underground.
Draft #3: LANCE: I’m dumb and unemployed and I live in the ground.
Cut and print!
LANCE: I get it. I’m dumb and unemployed and I live in the ground.
ESKIMO: That’s always been enough for you before.
LANCE: It’s not enough for a classy girl like Carole.
ESKIMO: Women! They crush your spirit! They kill your dreams!
LANCE: They have loving, fulfilling relationships with you.
[Eskimo glares.]
LANCE: …And then they stop.
ESKIMO: I’m taking a stand. No more women.
LANCE: Ever?
ESKIMO: Ever.
[Lance thinks.]
LANCE: I’m in.
[Hercules handshake]
hehe, hercules handshake.
also: inspiring art.
Comment by paul — December 11, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Thanks! I feel that it’s good to be unnecessarily inspirational about a cockamamy scheme.
Comment by Laura — December 11, 2008 @ 11:06 am
“I live in the ground” was an inspired choice!!! So funny! and so much funnier when I think of it in opposition to “in a basement” or “underground.” He lives in the ground!!! Poor Lance!!!!
Comment by Caolan — December 12, 2008 @ 3:16 am
Ha ha, thanks! To be fair, I was inspired by my favorite lyrics to a Coheed and Cambria song: “You could have been all I wanted / But you weren’t honest, now get in the ground!”
Comment by Laura — December 12, 2008 @ 10:21 am