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September 11, 2007

#85 Corporate Strategy II

85 Corporate Strategy II

And Lance is against cruelty to animals. You know, I think losing the angel on his shoulder actually made him nicer. Maybe, knowing he’s gone, Lance is trying extra hard.

ESKIMO: Lance, if I’m going to show this lion who’s boss, I’ll need your help.
LANCE: Right. What’s the plan?
ESKIMO (enthusiastically punching the air): You hold him down, and I’ll sock him one in the jaw!
LANCE: Isn’t that… you know… cruel?
ESKIMO: No, Lance. It isn’t. (desperately) You don’t understand… (grabbing Lance’s collars) That lion is an asshole!

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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