For the remainder of TIME, I will never be able to consistently draw which direction those scratches are tilted in. Enjoy that!
Eskimo addresses a lion, who is lying on the ground disinterestedly.
ESKIMO: Um… hi! I’m Eskimo Jones, and I’m here to tame you! We’re going to be working closely from now on, and it’ll be hard, but it’ll be fun. I think we’ll be more than master and beast–we’ll be good friends. (hopeful pause; Eskimo claps her hands) So, you and me, yeah?
The lion narrows his eyes in silent judgement, and then abruptly claws Eskimo full across the face.