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December 8, 2004



Punchline by Lefty.

The Script

“BOOM BOOM” sound effects sound from upstairs.
ESKIMO (banging on the ceiling with a broom): Damn adults…
LANCE: We should just move out to a cabin in the woods.
ESKIMO: How would we get to a grocery store?
LANCE: The only grocery store we’d need is my turkey-huntin’ musket!
ESKIMO: How would we get frozen pizzas?
LANCE: They’d sell those there.

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Lance and Eskimo, written & drawn by Laura Hughes. Webcomic 2007-present; stories & characters developed 1998-present. Come for the surreal parody, lovable scamps, and persistent homoeroticism, stay for the passing flashes of quality!

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