In no way do Lance and Eskimo turn seven today, actually. The characters are at this point twenty and eighteen, respectively; they were made up about eleven years ago. This incarnation of the comic, however, is two years old today.
This storyline is unusual for me in that it’s based neither on a plot in cultural canon, nor on a comic I already did a long time ago. I’m hoping to tie up some of the all-new-storyline/continuity loose ends. I haven’t written much of it yet, though, which made the cover and title a challenge. Possibly it will end up being misleading!