I decided to make this a wordless strip at the last second, because my original script was pretty lame.

PANEL 1 (lefthand side): wordless
PANEL 2: Eskimo: Come, minion!
PANEL 3: Lance: Duty calls, sugar.
PANEL 4: Michelle: ‘Duty calls sugar’?

See?

Lance abandons a lust-object for a friend, somewhat redeeming him for betraying Eskimo for the enemy mate in Port Side Story.