What? Eskimo had an island? Her backstory just gets weirder. I do like the little Robinson Crusoe/Luke Skywalker outfit she wore when she was fifteen, though. I hope it’s made of goatskin.
Title: Because Eskimo and Jeanne are both cute, and this is how they met! Plus it will be an adorable story to tell the grandchildren if they ever get married (NOTE: THAT IS NOT CURRENTLY THE AUTHORIAL PLAN. Unlesssss….)