The Are You a Girl? Quiz

          Right now you may be scratching your head and wondering, "Girls' Zone, hmm. Should I be here?" Fear not! With this handy quiz you can find out if you are really a Girl or just a... well, you know. Not a girl.

1. What is your name?

2. How old are you?
I don't know
How old do I look?
A lady never tells

3. What do you drink?
Diet Coke with a lemon slice
Sprite with a cherry
40-oz bottles of IBC root beer in a brown paper bag

4. What alcholic drink do you prefer?
Strawberry daiquiri with an umbrella

5. You wear...
Jeans that may or may not make your butt look fat
An evening gown

6. You affect...
A coquettish laugh
A swaggering machismo
A ridiculous French accent

7. What's your favorite song?
"Time of My Life" from the movie Dirty Dancing
"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
The theme from Rocky

8. What's your dream date?
Dinner out and dancing
Ordering in Chinese and watching the big game
Clubbing dressed as Judy Garland

9. You are in a public place and a guy you don't know comes up and pinches you on the butt. What do you do?
Slap him
Punch him
Yell "Fresh!" in a high falsetto voice

10. Your boobs...
Could be bigger
Are nonexistent
Are made of melons