July 09, 2002
Tegrisome Already Purchased Domain Name

Recent developments in the spelling of the word "rispect" have raised questions about the validity of the name of their company. "Tegrisome will stand behind its name," says Tegrisome president Hugh Clutch. "Tegrisome has always been about rispect, and whether that's spelled with an I or an E, that's not going to change. Besides, we are already deep in negotiations with GoDaddy.com for the domain name, and we have all this stationary."

Posted by Keith Worcester at 02:16 PM
July 06, 2002
Tegrisome Motto Spelled Wrong

It has been brought to our attention that the word "rispect," which is an integral part of our company motto, is actually spelled "respect". "Rispect" also provides the middle syllable of the word "tegrisome".

Company VP Max Hammeron assures us, "We are doing everything in our power to correct this mistake. First we must verify that 'respect' is actually spelled with an E. Then we can proceed as we deem appropriate."

Posted by Keith Worcester at 02:17 PM