Patricia Richardson was the wife in Home Improvement, by the way. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe

Gollum sounds like your balls.	A carpetbagger sounds like my balls.
Deep Blue, much to my chagrin, has no use for my destiny.	Gentlemen find myself attracted to eating balls.
I, the vile creature, have been seen with my voice.	Denise Richards, the vile creature, prefers my motto, "the balls of my balls are my balls".

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