Bill the Conqueror

Based on his current Microsoft stock holdings and past spending, the Lance & Eskimo Financial Group estimates Bill Gates's current worth at $30.0 Billion*.

*As of the market close: November 24, 2017.

D&D Character Sheet

Bill the Conqueror

Name: William Henry Gates III

Class: Thief
Race: Occidental Human
Gender: Male
Alignment: Lawful Evil

Level: 136,373
Hit Points: 272,763
Experience: 30,000,012,663
Gold Pieces: 30,000,000,000

Character Ability Scores
Strength 3
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 11
Dexterity 12
Constitution 3
Charisma 7
Comeliness 3

Character Symbol:
Hit Dice: 1d6
Movement Base: 10
Skill: No skill of measureable worth.
Languages: ALTAIR Basic, Java (via Virtual Machine), Theif's cant
Armor: Sweater Vest
Arms: Hands
Clothing: Wrinkled T-shirt and jeans
Herbs: Antihistamines
Livestock: None
Miscellaneous Equipment & Items: Microsoft Xbox,
Proficiency Equipment: Anti-trust law books
Provisions: Jolt, Slim Jims
Religious Items: The sacred CD-ROM of Microsoft Encarta
Transport: Jaguar?