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| Slade
8/25/2001 20:35:41 |
Subject: Mario Message: Yahtzee - As of Mario 64, he can punch, kick, dive, and *tear* has a limited air supply. Good, thing, its hard as hell to jump on goombas in full 3D. He throws fireballs nowadays without the need of plantlife. And it's Bowser, king of the Koopa, not just Koopa. Koopa are mainly the walking/flying turtle thingys. Even with those little miniscule mistakes, still another humerous article. I thank you. - Slade | |
| Yahtzee 8/26/2001 02:26:34 | RE: Mario Message: Well excu-use me, Mr. Pedantic. I never had an N64 'cos I'm out of primary school. | |
| Chefelf 8/26/2001 09:00:28 | RE: Mario Message: Hey! I resent that last comment. My N64 is just about the only thing that got Paul and I through our college years. That's how I aquired my above human skill at Mario 64. I got all 120 stars in 5 ours and 30 minutes. And Paul beat Shadows of the Empire on Jedi Level. Unheard of! Girls? What are girls? | |
| Yahtzee 8/26/2001 10:11:19 | RE: Mario Message: Strange and mysterious creatures. I think Steve Irwin did a documentary on them once. He was hilarious. | |
| Kat 8/26/2001 10:52:23 | RE: Mario Message: was? And btw, is anyone as happy as me that jackass is goin off the air? | |
| Chefelf 8/26/2001 12:06:06 | RE: Mario Message: It is? That's surprising. I thought it was a huge hit. I must say that I personally do not find a man chewing up and vomitting ingredients into a pan to make an omlette particularly entertaining nor do I enjoy people getting voluntarily covered in Porta-Potty excrement. But when those guys ride their bicycles into trees... I laugh everytime. It just never gets old. Bravo, Johnny Knoxville. Bravo. | |
| Slade 8/26/2001 16:16:27 | RE: Mario Message: Yahtzee - Video games aren't for kids any more. Just look at chefelf....on second thought, bad example. But what about E3? (Thats Electronic Entertainment Expo) just about everybody there is an adult. I Think video games just get a bad rap. Just cause you push buttons doesnt mean its for kids, look at all of the pointlessly viloent games out there, that arnet supposed to be for kids. I'm going to stop this now before it becomes an editorial. - Slade | |
| Kat 8/26/2001 20:26:04 | RE: Mario Message: mmm, I like games and I like violence, though not in the same thing, but I don't own a nintendo, 64 or otherwise. Does this make me odd? | |
| Rhubarb Celestial 8/27/2001 02:05:26 | RE: Mario Message: I told Yahtzee that it was Bowser before he put the article up, but no-oo, he does not heed the lesser beings... | |
| Slade 8/27/2001 08:03:25 | RE: Mario Message: Geeze, Yahtzee, just 'cause you own your own secret volcano lair...err...island and two homepages, doesn't mean you can ignore constructive criticism! If only you didn't create such funny stuff...And Kat, not owning an N64 doesn't make you odd. There were only about 8 games worth playing on the system anyway. Probably best that you don't. - Slade | |
| Chefelf 8/27/2001 09:30:40 | RE: Mario Message: I agree with Slade. Not owning a N64 doesn't make you an odd person. But it does make you a bad person. Actually I think Slade may have been overexaggerating the number of good games for the N64. I mean there was Mario 64, Wave Race, Zelda, possibly Mario Kart, and what else? I kept buying really crappy games. Like when the system first came out there were only two games for it for like over six months. Mario 64 and Pilotwings. I eventally felt that I had to buy Pilotwings because there was nothing else and boy did I regret that. What a shitty game. Extreme G was another game that really sucked the life out of me. Hopefully they redeem themselves with Game Cube. | |
| paul 8/27/2001 09:33:13 | RE: Mario Message: Yes, but you haven't lived until you've played Pilot Wings, the game where (as far as I can ascertain) you fly in a balloon and look at things. There may be some way to control the balloon, but there may not be. There also may be a way to take pictures of the things you see in the balloon. That's what the back of the box said. But playing Pilot Wings was so exquisitely painful that little research was actually done into the controls. | |
| Chefelf 8/27/2001 09:56:34 | RE: Mario Message: The worst part being that you couldn't really take pictures of anything interesting. It was just like a picture of the ground, or a picture of the sky or a picture of a pretty anonymous looking hill. | |
| Slade 8/27/2001 20:20:26 | RE: Mario Message: Don't fret, Chefelf, buy F-ZeroX. That is one of the few awesome games. And Super Smash Brothers too. | |
| Slade 8/27/2001 20:31:03 | RE: Mario Message: Don't fret, Chefelf, buy F-ZeroX. That is one of the few awesome games. And Super Smash Brothers too. | |
| Slade 8/27/2001 20:32:24 | RE: Mario Message: Err sorry about that, I pressed the reload buton on the wrong page. My bad. | |
| skRipT kIddEe 9/08/2001 23:07:08 | RE: Mario Message: Even better is F-Xerox. if you press up down up down left right Z-button select start, you can get infinite toner cartridges! It's totally rad, esp. with the Rumble Pak. | |
| Max 9/11/2001 17:55:07 | RE: Mario Message: This site is gay | |
| A Million 9/11/2001 22:06:52 | RE: Mario Message: Damn straight. See the pink cake? | |
| Tanzibolf 9/12/2001 08:29:25 | RE: Mario Message: I assume Max wasn't just throwing "gay" around as a slur, but commenting on the site's attraction to other sites of the same sex. That much is true. L&E.com does have difficulty picking out exactly which sites are its sex, though. I think the Mr. Winky site is. But it's way out of L&E's class. | |
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