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| Lefty
8/15/2001 09:11:45 |
Subject: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: Joy of all joys! Although less hunting, via the Garden Burger thang. Don't forget, soon Tony Danza, Darrel Hanna, Dave Thomas, et all have to embark upon their epic quest of conquest! Plus I think maybe Tor Johnson would be a good party addition. And 'Commander Giddyup', the wonder-horse. | |
| caolan 8/15/2001 09:42:24 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: I've seen this oregon trail before. Are you sure it wasn't already in Omar's available files? I think so, dammit. I think we've been outfoxed, and I demand satisfaction. Also, who is Tor Johnson? Also, I would love to travel the trail again. It has been many years. My journals, however, were lost to Rory's disk-saving autos-da-fe, circa 1998. They were some fine journals, and their loss was mourned by many Redcloud-type guys. But they were all about old women who dipped their razor-sharp jaws into the bleeding flesh of some deer, and nubile ingenues who had sex with soldiers at all of the forts. | |
| Omar Gookin 8/15/2001 10:35:10 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: I would like to apologize to everyone for my long absence. Now I'm back, and in the coming months, you can expect a few new opportunities to "travel the trail" with me, Omar Gookin. Side note: I would love to read oregon trails about old women who dip their razor-sharp jaws into the bleeding flesh of some deer, and nubile ingenues who had sex with soldiers at all of the forts. Caolan, and everyone, go out and get a copy of Oregon Trail and send me your trail journals! Tor Johnson is that big guy who was in all the ed wood movies, right? | |
| Lefty 8/15/2001 11:00:17 | Much ado about Tor! Message: Yep, Tor is most famous for his stirring life, death & zombie-rebirth of Inspector Clay in Plan 9 from Outer Space, but also appears in Bride of the Monster, and in The Unearthly, an un-Ed-Wood related feature with the mighty John Carradine. | |
| caolan 8/15/2001 11:12:13 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: Oh, yeah. I learned about him in the movie that was about Ed Wood. The one where Johnny Depp grins all innocently and is like, "I love sex with girls." That is my favorite thing. I love people who love sex with girls. I know I talk about this all the time, but. I love it. It is soooo cute.* *note: this does not apply to people who "love to give it to the ladies", "love women's bodies", "like to knock boots", "want to get freaky with the hoes all night long" or anything of that nature. It only applies to those gentlemen who love sex with girls with the same wide-eyed delight that they love ice cream sundaes or Parcheesi. | |
| caolan 8/15/2001 11:14:06 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: PS: it may seem like I have sex on the brain or something today, but it's just that two things happened to come up that I associate with sex: the Oregon Trail and Tor Johnson. Yikes. I am a sick, sick puppy. | |
| Lefty 8/15/2001 13:37:54 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: "I object to all this sex on the brain.... I mean! I keep fallin' off!" (with all respects to Monty Python... seeing as how that joke's more or less quoted/stolen from 'em) | |
| Chefelf 8/15/2001 14:12:17 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: What a coincidence, I like sex with girls!!!!!!!!! As far as Oregon Trail 2 goes It's too big to email but I'm sure it's not copy protected. I'd be happy to send illegal copies to anyone who feigns even the slightest interest in the matter. | |
| caolan 8/16/2001 11:16:12 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: see. you like it. But do you love it? Still, I think you could get away with saying it and it being cute, Chefelf, because of your innocent elfness. | |
| Chefelf 8/16/2001 13:18:55 | RE: WOO HOO! More OREGON TALES! Message: Okaym, I love it. Geez, how embarrassing. | |
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