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| Blue Venus
7/12/2001 09:34:27 |
Subject: eeeerotic! Message: I nearly squealed with erotic delight at my pleasure console when I read Jacques' cranium-blowing erotic sci-fi excerpts! It was all I could do to control the heavy-duty nuclear meltdown which was going on in the depths of my engines, if you know what I mean (and I think that you do). My sex-operator, Gyrges, must have sensed the pheremones released from the little pleasure-hiccups I couldn't help emitting, and, ruffling his hyper-sensitive nanofeathers, he thrust the ice-cold titanium-coated sexometer deep into my ear canal. I considered resisting - I had JUST applied a brand-new coat of chrome-blue supraderm and it wasn't even dry yet -- but the erotic force of Jacques' prose style had weakened my defenses, and soon the walls of our spacepod resounded with spasms of delirious eroticism. Lucky for us, because our ship was (unbenownst to us) hurtling at that very moment towards the pitch-black oblivion of LA DEVORANTE, a giant, bottomless cleft in the cosmic tissue which obliterates all who approach its sinister depths. But the exuberantly procreative nature of the act we were engaged in produced enough positive energy to counteract the powerful negativity of the dark void, and we were propelled into a milky hyperspace at the very moment when my nonplacental womb conceived Gyge's child. So, I wanted to thank you, Jacques, for saving my life and that of my sex operator, and to offer you as reward the inscrutable but delicious gifts of my body, and one free neurotransmitter in a monogrammed matchbox. In Love, Blue Venus a SATISFIED customer | |
| Yahtzee 7/12/2001 11:29:14 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: ... Security! | |
| Kat 7/12/2001 12:38:50 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: for some reason I keep thinking she was paid to say this. | |
| Blue Venus 7/12/2001 14:17:29 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: What do you think I am? Some kind of intergalactic sex merchant? Kitty dear, in the world from which I come, we live in total love and tolerance and trust, giving and taking freely in utopian corpobliss. But when I encounter a hard, cynical brain pattern like yours, I . . I . . I don't know what to do! I almost lose hope. Until I start chewing some Orgazmigum. Then I am at peace, and I forget all the cruel verbalizations of the Hatemongers, which is what we call you when we're feeling less generous than usual. | |
| Kat 7/12/2001 15:30:54 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: oooh! A hatemonger! Something to put on my CV!! Yay! | |
| Innocent Jim 7/12/2001 17:47:23 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: How does one get started in the mongering business? As far as I can collect, it's either a collector or a seller. or possibly someone who tries to have a monopoly on something, like the railroad mongers of the 20's. So any way you slice it, it would be cool to be a sex monger, right? | |
| Chefelf 7/12/2001 18:35:37 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: I want to be a Monger Monger. | |
| Mr. Fuel´s Vendetta 7/12/2001 18:43:17 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: yes, but once you start down the monger road, when does it ever end? Chefelf could be collected/sold by a monger monger monger. It's like that Ray Bradbury story, "who mongers the mongers?" | |
| Raka 7/13/2001 00:29:18 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: Wait... if mongering is wanting to have a monopoly on something, doesn't that make hatemongering a philanthropic exercise? I mean sure, you're not going to be invited to a lot of parties if you've collected up all the world's hate and balled it up next to your tube socks, but I for one would certainly appreciate it. Have all the hate you want, if it means less floating around for the rest of us! Though that rather flies in the face of my belief in thriving by adversity... hmmm, moral dilemna... Hey, Final Fantasy was a very good movie. | |
| Mr. Fuel´s Vendetta 7/13/2001 11:07:01 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: I guess it would be like that Orson Scott Card book, "The Worthing Saga", which is either about the negative effects of protecting people from adversity or about worshipping poop. And if mongering is not monopolizing, but selling, then who is buying hate? It seems like a commodity that is as easily home-grown as purchased, like zucchini. | |
| Kat 7/13/2001 12:06:43 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: really evil people can buy hate, I think, like Hitler. Hard for me to believe he was bad simply just because. And you can actually buy mongering seeds for the low low cost of four easy payments of 39.95, plus an undisclosed amout for Shipping and Handling. It's nice. | |
| astroanthropologist 7/13/2001 13:21:36 | RE: eeeerotic! Message: You guys KNOW mongering means making something. Like, warmongers make war. Your confusion stems from the fact that mongers often SELL the products of their mongering, such as cheese or railroads or . . . well, there are fishmongers, but they prepare the fish, which is kind of like making it. In Love, the infomonger | |
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