Johnny Woonsocket smiled into his cola as he listened to his Friend, Miles Standish, recite tales of woe concerning his newfound life full of wonder and passion.

       "She's totally off her nut."

       Johnny painstakingly spooned sugar into his Coca-Cola, fighting back a chuckle. "Women," he said philosophically.

       "Yes," agreed Miles, "women."

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