"Let's go to Tokyo," you say. Soon, you are walking down the hot, busy streets, staring in wonder at the giant neon signs. You're really in Japan! How exciting! The odd thing is that everyone here seems to be Japanese, but their hair isn't all blue and pink like it is in anime. You become suspicious. Is this China or something?
Suddenly you see a pervert running down the street! He has stolen all the underwear in the world! What do you do?