"I'm going upstairs to, uh, call my mom," says Rory. He disappears for 18 hours, during which you and Nicole watch 5 movies, do each other's nails, write and produce a Broadway play, and invent a perpetual motion machine. Finally you decide to go look for Rory. He is sitting at your computer, holding a phone to his head, saying, "Stupid fear kiters! I'll use my bard song!" You realize that the phone is but a decoy and he's really not talking to his mom, but playing goddamned EverQuest.

Give Rory a stern lecture and then go watch a movie.

Assassinate Rory.

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