As you enter the Hippo Club, you are given helmets and riding whips. A trainer leads you to your hippo, who is wearing a black saddle and a cool leather mask. "You will be riding Musashi today," says the trainer, gesturing a the mighty beast. "20 contestants will enter the arena. Only one comes out alive."

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