You're in the LA airport, ready to take off for a month in sunny Japan. You have:
- your Sailor Moon uniform
- your copy of Emma
- some life-savers (for ear poppin')
- 1 wagon tongue
- 1 wagon wheel
- 20 cases of bullets
- your copy of "How to Say Really Sleazy and Offensive Things in Japanese"
- a retarded choose your own adventure by your perennially disappointing brother
The East awaits! What do you do?
