"You've seen too much," decides Scooperman. "I will have to secrete you in my arctic hideout." He takes you to his frozen snowy base, which is a castle covered with glittering frost. The towers are waffle cones and it rains Reeses Pieces every day. Your roommate is a wizard who gives you the ability to bowl a perfect game and to turn granulated sugar into confectioner's sugar just by thinking about it, and vice versa. With these two skills, you pass a very pleasant few years until an army of polar bears conquers Scooperman's fortress and makes you their queen.