Scooperman fetches you a surprised-looking bushman with a loincloth and a blowgun. You demur at first that he's not who you were looking for, but he's a real sweetie and he knows really cool stories about crows who trick jackals and vice versa. You educate him in the ways of the modern world and move to England into the house of Edna St. Vincent Millay, which for some reason was moved from the US, and the bushman becomes poet laureate and you have tons of golden-haired kids by another man.


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