Scooperman brings you a vampire, which happens to be Paul. He looks similar except he wears more jewelry and he is followed by a herd of vampire underlings. Oh yeah, and he wears leather pants.

"What happened to you?" you ask.

"I was bitten on the neck by a Canadian, and I'm doomed to a sickening parody of life as a result," he explains. "But enough about my horrifying condition." He bites your neck.

It's painful.

It's sweet ecstasy.

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