"Come down from that space ship and fight me, you flesh eating space horrors!" you cry, shaking your fist at the menacing alien space craft. Unfortunately, shaking your fist is an alien sign of surrender, so the aliens consider the Earth conquered and move in and take American jobs. You lead a rebellion, but the aliens put it down and shoot you with what they call "The Punishment Gun" which makes your worst terror come true. For you, this is losing the ability to say the long A sound, so people can't tell if you're saying "bran" or "brain". That will teach you to rebel, human scum.


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