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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the help of a government explosives specialist, PETA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and return them to their native land. The FBI, with the aid of Jackson Speedstitch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the madcap slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his messy criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting off on their suicidal mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA explosives expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
