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The Plot... A bus full of CIA information has been stolen by military genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a private computer expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the stolen goods and return them to their native land. PETA, with the assistance of Stanley Wrightstitch (Denzel Washington), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese people. All this turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the screwball antics of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA explosives hacker in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
