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The Plot... A donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private chemical expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the help of Austin Goodspeed (George Clooney), must race through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 hours to do it. With the aid of an old navy seal (Sean Connery), our heroes must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. All this worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this there is the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sordid past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their suicidal journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of PETA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC computer hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
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