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A donkey train loaded with government secrets has been stolen by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private computer specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and return them to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Bufford Goodspeed (Will Smith), must ski through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 6 weeks to do it.

With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian government. All this worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the bad guys.

Added to the mix you see the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?"

It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are setting out on their dangerous mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the PMRC .

In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF chemical hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."

Coming this winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 133 minutes
Directed by: Simon West

Projected Critic Rating: 1 star

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