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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private explosives specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and return them to their owner. The NCRP, with the help of Hubert Speedgood (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 5 hours to do it. With the assistance of an old marine (Jon Voight), our heroes must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Argentinian government. All this turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also there is the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sordid criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC explosives hacker watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
