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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with government secrets has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and get them back to their owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Stanley Botchwright (Tom Cruise), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 12 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA chemical expert watching at home replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
