The Plot... A jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted explosives expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. PETA, with the help of Bufford Speedspeed (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must race through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 6 days to do it. With the aid of an old stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Japanese government. All this turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his lackluster past. Just as our hero are leaving on their suicidal mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA weapons hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 213 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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