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The Plot... A cargo barge full of government secrets has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (Gene Hackman). With the help of a private computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and get them back to their native land. NASA, with the aid of Minneapolis Bracewreck (Will Smith), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired veteran (Sean Connery), our hero must race through the jungle to return the borrowed CIA information safely to the Icelandic military. All this worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the villain. Also there is the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy past. Just as our hero are departing on their dangerous mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the FBI . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA chemical hacker watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
