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The Plot... A cargo train full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government explosives specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and return them to their native land. PETA, with the help of Austin Menchgood (Will Smith), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 minutes to do it. With the help of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our hero must skateboard through the jungle to return the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this we have the screwball tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets about his ugly criminal record. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA chemical expert watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next spring. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
