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The Plot... A bus full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the help of Jackson Botchgood (George Clooney), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 6 days to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked CIA information safely to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Also there is the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his ugly criminal record. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA weapons expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope we're not too late."
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