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The Plot... A train full of government secrets has been stolen by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private explosives expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and return them to their original owner. PETA, with the help of Bufford Henchwinch (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the help of a grizzled weapons specialist (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the English people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" All this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
