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A cargo bus full of CIA information has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the aid of a private chemical expert, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the aid of Austin Botchgood (Steve Buschemi), must race through the rain forest to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the English people.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 minutes to do it.

With the help of a crochety navy seal (Robert Duvall), our heroes must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. The situation worsens as he realises that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain.

Along with this we have the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the FBI .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI explosives hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming next winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 194 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 1 star

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