The Plot... A donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the help of a private explosives expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Stanley Menchspeed (Will Smith), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the help of a crochety navy seal (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked CIA information safely to the Japanese people. All this turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Added to the mix there is the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of NASA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 169 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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