The Plot... A cargo jet full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by military genius (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private chemical hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their owner. The CIA, with the aid of Stanley Benchstitch (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 6 hours to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our hero must ski through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his messy life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the CIA . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next fall. Rated R Running time 161 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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