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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with government secrets has been borrowed by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted weapons specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen items and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Carter Benchwreck (Will Smith), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 weeks to do it. With the help of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guys must race through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Also there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA weapons expert watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
