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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government computer expert, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the hijacked goods and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Austin Speedwinch (George Clooney), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), the good guys must ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also we have the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information regarding his lackluster criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC weapons specialist in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
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