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The Plot... A train loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private chemical expert, the FBI hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their original owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Minneapolis Cartstitch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guys must skateboard through the rain forest to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Also you see the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the CIA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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