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The Plot... A bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a private explosives specialist, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered items and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Carter Henchpress (George Clooney), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guys must jet ski through the rain forest to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this we have the screwball slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information about his sordid past. Just as our heroes are marching off on their perlious journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of NASA . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP explosives hacker watching at home replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
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