The Plot... A jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the help of a government chemical expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The ATF, with the aid of Stanley Bracewreck (Steve Buschemi), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the American government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the aid of a retired stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our hero must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the zany slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his sordid criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the FBI . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 207 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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