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The Plot... A donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the aid of a contracted weapons hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Henry Cartgood (George Clooney), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 12 days to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the jungle to return the hijacked CIA information promptly to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster criminal record. Just as our heroes are marching off on their dangerous journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
