The Plot... A donkey train full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the help of Humphrey Menchstitch (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guys must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the stolen government secrets safely to the American government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this we have the madcap antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as our heroes are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA explosives specialist watching at home replies: "I just hope he's right." Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 225 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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