The Plot... A donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a government computer expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the help of Austin Bracegood (Ben Affleck), must skateboard through the rain forest to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired marine (Jon Voight), our heroes must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of NASA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA chemical expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right." Coming this winter. Rated R Running time 291 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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