The Plot... A donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government computer specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and get them back to their native land. PETA, with the aid of Austin Benchwinch (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 days to do it. With the aid of an old marine (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this we have the madcap antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 162 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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