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The Plot... A train full of CIA information has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government explosives specialist, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Austin Goodspeed (George Clooney), must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of a crochety weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), our hero must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen CIA information safely to the English people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are marching off on their perlious journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF computer specialist watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
