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The Plot... A cargo plane full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted computer specialist, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen goods and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Austin Goodwreck (Ben Affleck), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 6 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this you see the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
