The Plot... A bus loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government weapons expert, the CIA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and return them to their original owner. The NCAA, with the help of Nicholas Goodwreck (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 6 hours to do it. With the help of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), our hero must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the madcap slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his ugly life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting off on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the chagrin of the FBI . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA explosives specialist watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming next spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 249 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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