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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government explosives hacker, NASA hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their original owner. The NCAA, with the help of Hubert Botchwreck (Will Smith), must skateboard through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of an old marine (Robert Duvall), our heroes must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the evildoers. Also we have the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sloppy criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the FBI . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA computer expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
