The Plot... A cargo train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government weapons expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the aid of Minneapolis Benchwreck (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 6 weeks to do it. With the aid of an old navy seal (Bruce Willis), our hero must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the English military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has information pertaining to his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are marching off on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI chemical hacker watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next spring. Rated R Running time 248 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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