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The Plot... A jet loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and get them back to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Jackson Botchgood (Ben Affleck), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also you see the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives specialist in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
