The Plot... A plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted weapons specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Jackson Henchpress (Tom Cruise), must skateboard through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the English government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guys must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this there is the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his messy past. Just as our heroes are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA explosives hacker watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 274 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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