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The Plot... A cargo train full of government secrets has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private computer expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the aid of Austin Henchwinch (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 days to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Along with this you see the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his lackluster life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting off on their suicidal mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA weapons expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
