The Plot... A plane loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by computer genius (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a contracted weapons specialist, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen items and get them back to their native land. PETA, with the help of Nicholas Goodstitch (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it. With the aid of an old navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the jungle to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Also you see the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sloppy past. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the FBI . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 152 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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