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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by military genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a government computer specialist, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen goods and get them back to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Stanley Speedwright (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the rain forest to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 hours to do it. With the aid of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guys must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the English government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this we have the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the CIA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
