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The Plot... A jet full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the help of a private computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their original owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Stanley Goodgood (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 minutes to do it. With the aid of a retired veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guy must race through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Also we have the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information about his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guy are departing on their perlious mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP computer hacker watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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