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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by military genius (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted computer hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the help of Nicholas Botchgood (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 weeks to do it. With the help of an old veteran (Sean Connery), the good guys must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered government secrets safely to the English people. All this worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Also we have the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sordid past. Just as the good guys are departing on their suicidal mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the FBI . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA explosives hacker watching at home answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
