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A cargo jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted computer expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and return them to their owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Jackson Menchpress (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic government.

As if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it.

With the help of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guys must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. All this turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain.

Also we have the loveable antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?"

It won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the CIA .

In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC chemical hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 274 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 3 stars

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