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The Plot... A bus full of government secrets has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the help of a government explosives specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Nicholas Cartspeed (Nicholas Cage), must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Added to the mix we have the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the PMRC . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA explosives hacker in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
