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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private computer hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Austin Botchwreck (Will Smith), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the aid of a retired stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. All this worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this we have the madcap slapstick of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting out on their perlious mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the ATF . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF weapons expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
