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A bus full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the help of Henry Goodwreck (Steve Buschemi), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic government.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 weeks to do it.

With the assistance of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must race through the Swiss Alps to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain.

Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information about his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting off on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of PETA .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming next spring.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 254 minutes
Directed by: Simon West

Projected Critic Rating: 1 star

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