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The Plot... A train full of government secrets has been hijacked by military genius (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private weapons specialist, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the help of Austin Benchgood (George Clooney), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 weeks to do it. With the help of an old weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the English government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this there is the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their suicidal journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons hacker in the crowd replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
