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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a private chemical hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and return them to their native land. The CIA, with the aid of Jackson Speedwright (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 12 minutes to do it. With the help of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guys must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The situation worsens as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this we have the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has secrets regarding his ugly past. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA computer expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
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