The Plot... A cargo bus full of CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the aid of a private computer expert, PETA hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the help of Jackson Bracewreck (Will Smith), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 8 hours to do it. With the assistance of a crochety stick in the mud (Sean Connery), the good guy must race through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this you see the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets regarding his ugly past. Just as the good guy are marching off on their dangerous journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA computer specialist in the crowd replies: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 280 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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