The Plot... A donkey train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted chemical expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Bufford Benchwinch (Will Smith), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the American people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a retired marine (Bruce Willis), our heroes must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the pilfered government secrets promptly to the English people. The situation worsens as he realises that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also there is the madcap antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets about his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are marching off on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 168 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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