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The Plot... A train loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the aid of a contracted weapons specialist, PETA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Carter Botchpress (George Clooney), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guys must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. All this worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting out on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA weapons hacker watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
