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The Plot... A bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government computer hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their original owner. The FBI, with the help of Jackson Bracegood (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guys must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered government secrets safely to the American government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the madcap antics of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sloppy past. Just as our hero are leaving on their suicidal journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI explosives expert watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
