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The Plot... A cargo train full of government secrets has been stolen by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted chemical expert, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the help of Minneapolis Henchpress (Tom Cruise), must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of an old weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), our heroes must ski through the Sahara Desert to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this you see the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster criminal record. Just as our heroes are leaving on their perlious mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA computer hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
