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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the aid of Nicholas Menchgood (Denzel Washington), must race through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 minutes to do it. With the aid of a retired veteran (Sean Connery), our heroes must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his sordid past. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of NASA . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI computer hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
