The Plot... A plane loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a government explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Jackson Bracespeed (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guys must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Also there is the screwball slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster past. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the ATF . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC weapons hacker watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 210 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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