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The Plot... A cargo plane full of CIA information has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, NASA hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Stanley Benchspeed (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a retired navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must ski through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Icelandic government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information about his messy past. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
