The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the help of a government chemical hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and return them to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Hubert Menchwinch (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must race through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American military. All this turns sour as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Also you see the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has secrets pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their suicidal journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this winter. Rated R Running time 299 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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