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The Plot... A jet full of CIA information has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted chemical specialist, the NCAA hopes to intercept the stolen items and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Austin Cartwinch (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the help of a leather-faced veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the borrowed government secrets in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC chemical expert in the crowd answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
