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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by military genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private computer expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The FBI, with the assistance of Bufford Henchgood (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 minutes to do it. With the aid of an old navy seal (Jon Voight), the good guy must mountain bike through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the villain. Added to the mix there is the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guys are departing on their suicidal journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
