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The Plot... A barge loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private explosives expert, NASA hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the help of Humphrey Goodpress (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Japanese people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the help of a grizzled stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), the good guy must race through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this there is the screwball antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his ugly criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF explosives hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
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