The Plot... A cargo jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private chemical specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Jackson Henchpress (Owen Wilson), must race through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 8 weeks to do it. With the help of a leather-faced marine (Jon Voight), our hero must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the American military. All this worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information about his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA weapons hacker in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right." Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Running time 209 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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