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The Plot... A cargo barge full of CIA information has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted explosives expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked items and get them back to their native land. The PMRC, with the aid of Stanley Cartstitch (Steve Buschemi), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled veteran (Jon Voight), the good guys must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also we have the screwball antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his messy life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their perlious journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC weapons expert in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
