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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government weapons specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Nicholas Speedgood (Will Smith), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Bruce Willis), the good guys must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets pertaining to his ugly life of crime. Just as our heroes are departing on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the NCAA . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC weapons hacker watching at home replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
