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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted computer expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Henry Wrightgood (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Sean Connery), our heroes must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Argentinian military. All this worsens as he realises that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also you see the madcap antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his lackluster past. Just as the good guy are setting off on their perlious mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF weapons expert watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
