The Plot... A jet full of nuclear warheads has been borrowed by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government weapons hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Stanley Henchwinch (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a crochety veteran (Sean Connery), the good guy must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed government secrets safely to the Japanese people. All this turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this we have the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his sloppy past. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC chemical specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next fall. Rated R Running time 254 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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