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The Plot... A barge loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a contracted chemical specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Minneapolis Menchgood (George Clooney), must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 12 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Japanese military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Along with this we have the loveable slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of NASA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
