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The Plot... A cargo plane full of government secrets has been pilfered by military genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a government chemical expert, the FBI hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Bufford Goodwright (Tom Cruise), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), the good guys must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed CIA information in a timely manner to the English people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are setting off on their suicidal mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons specialist in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
