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The Plot... A jet full of government secrets has been pilfered by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government chemical hacker, the FBI hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Bufford Goodwreck (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 12 days to do it. With the help of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), the good guys must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen government secrets promptly to the Argentinian military. The situation turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this we have the zany antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guy are marching off on their suicidal mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA explosives expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
