The Plot... A plane full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted weapons hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Bufford Bracegood (Denzel Washington), must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian military. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 8 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), our heroes must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered CIA information safely to the Japanese military. All this worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC chemical expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 202 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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