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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been stolen by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a government explosives specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Stanley Wrightwreck (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the rain forest to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 5 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety navy seal (Bruce Willis), our heroes must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Japanese government. All this turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this you see the loveable slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information concerning his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA explosives specialist in the crowd replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
