The Plot... A bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to intercept the stolen goods and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the assistance of Bufford Botchwright (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the English military. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic government. All this worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of PETA . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 145 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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