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The Plot... A jet loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a contracted weapons hacker, NASA hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the aid of Stanley Goodwreck (Ed Begely, Jr.), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Japanese government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a crochety stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our hero must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the zany slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are setting out on their dangerous mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
