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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private computer expert, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the help of Henry Benchwright (Will Smith), must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 days to do it. With the assistance of a crochety weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), our heroes must race through the rain forest to return the stolen CIA information safely to the English military. The situation worsens as he realises that his wife (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Along with this we have the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their suicidal journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
