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The Plot... A train full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government computer specialist, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their native land. PETA, with the help of Nicholas Botchpress (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 5 days to do it. With the aid of an old marine (Robert Duvall), our heroes must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Added to the mix you see the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his ugly past. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of NASA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP computer expert in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
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