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The Plot... A barge full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted explosives hacker, the CIA hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Bufford Goodpress (George Clooney), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Sean Connery), our hero must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English people. The situation turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also we have the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are marching off on their suicidal mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
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