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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the help of a government computer expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Nicholas Speedstitch (Denzel Washington), must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 weeks to do it. With the help of an old stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guys must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked government secrets promptly to the American military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sloppy past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA explosives expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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