The Plot... A cargo jet full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted explosives hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and get them back to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Austin Henchwinch (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of an old marine (Robert Duvall), the good guy must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed government secrets in a timely manner to the American military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his lackluster past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP weapons hacker watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 132 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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