The Plot... A cargo jet loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a contracted explosives hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the aid of Stanley Speedwreck (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the help of an old navy seal (Robert Duvall), our hero must race through the jungle to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the loveable tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sordid past. Just as our heroes are marching off on their dangerous mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC chemical hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this fall. Rated R Running time 117 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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