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The Plot... A barge loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government chemical hacker, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their original owner. The ATF, with the aid of Bufford Wrightpress (Ben Affleck), must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our hero must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed government secrets in a timely manner to the English people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the screwball antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster life of crime. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF chemical hacker watching at home replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
