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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with government secrets has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and return them to their owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Hubert Wrightwright (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of a retired marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must jet ski through the rain forest to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this we have the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information regarding his sordid past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the NCAA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP weapons expert watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
