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The Plot... A bus full of CIA information has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the stolen items and get them back to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Nicholas Botchgood (Tom Cruise), must ski through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety weapons specialist (Sean Connery), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. All this worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the zany antics of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has secrets pertaining to his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guy are marching off on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the CIA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA weapons expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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