The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and return them to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Nicholas Cartstitch (Will Smith), must jet ski through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 5 days to do it. With the help of a crochety stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our heroes must race through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. All this turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Also you see the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the FBI . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA weapons expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming next winter. This film is not yet rated. Running time 265 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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