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The Plot... A bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Ed Harris). With the aid of a private chemical specialist, the PMRC hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. The PMRC, with the help of Carter Menchstitch (Steve Buschemi), must ski through the jungle to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guys must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Added to the mix there is the zany antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as our heroes are leaving on their perlious journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of the NCAA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCAA weapons expert in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
