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The Plot... A cargo jet full of CIA information has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government chemical specialist, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Hubert Benchgood (George Clooney), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), the good guys must jet ski through the jungle to return the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the English military. All this turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the villain. Along with this you see the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their suicidal journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA chemical specialist watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
