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The Plot... A barge loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the help of a private weapons expert, the NCAA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their owner. The PMRC, with the help of Hubert Cartstitch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 hours to do it. With the help of a retired stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the English people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the madcap antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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