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A cargo bus loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted explosives specialist, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and return them to their original owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Hubert Bracepress (Denzel Washington), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people.

And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 8 hours to do it.

With the aid of a grizzled marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked CIA information safely to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the villain.

Along with this there is the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?"

However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his sordid criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of NASA .

In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA computer expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope we're not too late."

Coming this winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 242 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 1 star

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