The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of government secrets has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Austin Henchwreck (Will Smith), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 hours to do it. With the help of an old marine (Bruce Willis), our hero must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers. Also we have the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his messy past. Just as the good guy are marching off on their suicidal journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of the ATF . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA chemical specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right." Coming next winter. Rated R Running time 166 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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