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The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Austin Speedspeed (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety marine (Bruce Willis), our heroes must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked government secrets safely to the American people. All this worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also we have the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his sloppy past. Just as the good guys are departing on their suicidal journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the FBI . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP weapons expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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