The Plot... A train full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government weapons specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Stanley Botchwreck (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American government. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guys must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Along with this there is the zany slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as our hero are setting out on their suicidal journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI weapons expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Running time 298 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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