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The Plot... A train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a contracted chemical specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Austin Goodwreck (Steve Buschemi), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 15 minutes to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced marine (Bruce Willis), our heroes must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his lackluster criminal record. Just as the good guys are marching off on their suicidal mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI computer expert in the crowd replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
