The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a contracted explosives hacker, NASA hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the help of Minneapolis Henchgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 6 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Sean Connery), our heroes must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked government secrets in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." It won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the FBI . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 146 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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