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The Plot... A cargo jet full of government secrets has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a government computer expert, PETA hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their original owner. The CIA, with the aid of Carter Wrightgood (Tom Cruise), must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. As if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guys must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix you see the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information about his sordid criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
