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The Plot... A cargo jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their original owner. The CIA, with the help of Hubert Bracespeed (George Clooney), must race through the rain forest to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the American military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Sean Connery), our hero must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen government secrets promptly to the Icelandic military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has information concerning his messy past. Just as the good guys are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC computer specialist watching at home replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
