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A train loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private weapons hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and return them to their owner. NASA, with the help of Humphrey Wrightwright (Steve Buschemi), must ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic military.

As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 12 hours to do it.

With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English government. The situation turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the evildoers.

Also we have the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit."

However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has information regarding his sordid past. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of NASA .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF computer specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming this fall.

Rated PG-13
Running time 265 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 5 stars

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