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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a contracted weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the stolen items and return them to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Stanley Speedpress (Will Smith), must skateboard through the jungle to return the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 12 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American government. All this turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this there is the screwball antics of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of NASA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP computer hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
