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The Plot... A jet loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by military genius (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a government computer hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the aid of Henry Benchpress (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 hours to do it. With the help of an old navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix we have the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his sloppy life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the CIA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA weapons expert watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right."
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