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The Plot... A barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a private explosives specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their native land. The FBI, with the aid of Humphrey Goodgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 5 hours to do it. With the aid of an old stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), the good guy must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered CIA information promptly to the English people. All this worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this we have the madcap slapstick of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA chemical expert watching at home replies: "I pray to God he's right."
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