The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a contracted computer specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the help of Carter Speedgood (Nicholas Cage), must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the American government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 5 days to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must motorbike through the rain forest to return the borrowed government secrets promptly to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this you see the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this fall. This film is not yet rated. Running time 262 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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