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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their original owner. PETA, with the aid of Austin Goodstitch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the English people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety stick in the mud (Jon Voight), the good guy must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked CIA information safely to the Japanese government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also we have the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information pertaining to his sordid life of crime. Just as our heroes are marching off on their suicidal journey, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the CIA . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA explosives expert in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
