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The Plot... A bus full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the aid of a private chemical hacker, PETA hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the help of Austin Goodspeed (Ben Affleck), must race through the rain forest to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Added to the mix you see the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information pertaining to his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP weapons expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
