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The Plot...

A train full of lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government computer expert, the PMRC hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their original owner. The NCAA, with the aid of Jackson Goodgood (Denzel Washington), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American military.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 minutes to do it.

With the aid of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), the good guy must race through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English people. The situation worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain.

Added to the mix there is the loveable tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?"

All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his lackluster past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the NCAA .

In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA explosives hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this fall.

Rated R
Running time 132 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 5 stars

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