The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a contracted weapons hacker, NASA hopes to intercept the pilfered items and return them to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Henry Cartwinch (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 12 weeks to do it. With the aid of a grizzled veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the screwball slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his sloppy life of crime. Just as our heroes are marching off on their perlious journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA computer hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 219 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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