The Plot... A donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the help of a government weapons expert, the FBI hopes to intercept the pilfered goods and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the help of Stanley Cartgood (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 weeks to do it. With the assistance of an old navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the madcap antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets about his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guy are departing on their dangerous mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the PMRC . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA chemical hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this fall. This film is not yet rated. Running time 175 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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