The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, NASA hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their native land. NASA, with the assistance of Hubert Wrightwright (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 days to do it. With the help of an old navy seal (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked CIA information safely to the Argentinian people. All this turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also you see the zany slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are marching off on their dangerous mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC explosives hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 193 minutes Directed by: Wes Craven Projected Critic Rating:

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