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The Plot... A plane full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private weapons expert, NASA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their original owner. PETA, with the aid of Jackson Henchwinch (Will Smith), must race through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic people. As if this wasn't enough, he has less than 12 days to do it. With the help of a grizzled weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guy must mountain bike through the jungle to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American people. All this worsens as he figures out that his wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Along with this we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are setting out on their dangerous mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of the FBI . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI explosives expert in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
