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The Plot... A bus full of government secrets has been stolen by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government explosives expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and get them back to their native land. The ATF, with the aid of Bufford Benchstitch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must mountain bike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 days to do it. With the help of a retired veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English people. All this worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers. Also you see the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his lackluster past. Just as our heroes are setting out on their suicidal mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA weapons expert watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
