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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with government secrets has been stolen by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a private weapons specialist, PETA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the aid of Carter Goodwreck (Will Smith), must race through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired navy seal (Bruce Willis), our hero must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked CIA information promptly to the Japanese government. All this worsens as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also you see the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information about his sordid criminal record. Just as our heroes are leaving on their suicidal journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
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