The Plot... A plane full of government secrets has been pilfered by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a private weapons expert, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen items and return them to their owner. NASA, with the aid of Carter Henchwreck (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 6 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), the good guys must race through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered government secrets promptly to the American people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his messy past. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA explosives expert in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Running time 120 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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