The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted weapons specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their owner. The CIA, with the help of Minneapolis Menchwinch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Argentinian people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also we have the loveable antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of NASA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC computer expert in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 241 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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