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The Plot... A cargo bus full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private explosives expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and return them to their owner. The CIA, with the help of Humphrey Menchstitch (Owen Wilson), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 hours to do it. With the help of an old marine (Sean Connery), the good guy must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed government secrets safely to the American government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Added to the mix we have the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of NASA . At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical hacker in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
