The Plot... A cargo jet full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the help of a government weapons specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and get them back to their owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Hubert Menchgood (Nicholas Cage), must jet ski through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of an old veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guy must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets pertaining to his lackluster past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the NCRP . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this winter. Rated R Running time 119 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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