The Plot... A train loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government computer expert, PETA hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Stanley Cartwinch (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 days to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked government secrets in a timely manner to the English government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his ugly past. Just as the good guy are setting off on their perlious journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP chemical hacker watching at home retorts: "I just hope he's right." Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Running time 203 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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