The Plot... A train full of government secrets has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government computer specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen items and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Hubert Wrightwinch (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 15 days to do it. With the aid of a grizzled veteran (Jon Voight), our hero must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Argentinian military. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also you see the zany slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his messy past. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF weapons hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this fall. This film is not yet rated. Running time 107 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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