The Plot... A barge loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government explosives hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the help of Humphrey Botchgood (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 5 minutes to do it. With the help of a crochety navy seal (Robert Duvall), our hero must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered CIA information safely to the Japanese government. All this turns sour as he realises that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Along with this there is the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has information about his messy criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the chagrin of the NCAA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA computer expert watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 135 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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