The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a government weapons hacker, the NCRP hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their owner. The CIA, with the aid of Jackson Benchgood (Ben Affleck), must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 6 days to do it. With the help of an old stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the rain forest to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this there is the screwball slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his lackluster criminal record. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this fall. Rated R Running time 175 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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