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The Plot... A jet full of CIA information has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a contracted explosives specialist, NASA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their native land. The FBI, with the assistance of Minneapolis Cartgood (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 days to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Robert Duvall), the good guys must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the borrowed CIA information safely to the Icelandic government. The situation worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the evildoers. Also you see the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are marching off on their dangerous journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." A NASA weapons expert watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
