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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government computer expert, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the help of Austin Speedgood (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced weapons specialist (Jon Voight), the good guy must race through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this you see the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets pertaining to his messy past. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of NASA . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
