The Plot... A donkey train loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the help of a contracted explosives specialist, the NCAA hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the assistance of Nicholas Speedwright (Ed Begely, Jr.), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our hero must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed nuclear warheads promptly to the English people. All this worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the bad guys. Also there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets regarding his sloppy past. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA chemical specialist in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming next spring. This film is not yet rated. Running time 217 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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