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The Plot... A bus loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the help of a contracted explosives hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Minneapolis Henchgood (Steve Buschemi), must race through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 days to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Bruce Willis), our hero must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American government. All this worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the bad guys. Added to the mix you see the loveable antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his lackluster past. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA weapons hacker watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
