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The Plot... A donkey train full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a government chemical hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Minneapolis Botchgood (Denzel Washington), must race through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the help of an old navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American government. The situation worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are leaving on their suicidal journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of the CIA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA chemical expert in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
