The Plot... A bus full of government secrets has been borrowed by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private weapons hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the aid of Jackson Bracepress (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 6 hours to do it. With the assistance of a crochety veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guys must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Japanese government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Also we have the loveable antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster criminal record. Just as our heroes are marching off on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the CIA . At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA computer expert watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this winter. Rated R Running time 112 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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