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The Plot... A bus loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the help of a contracted weapons hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the stolen goods and return them to their rightful owner. The CIA, with the help of Minneapolis Speedstitch (Ben Affleck), must race through the jungle to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 5 days to do it. With the aid of an old stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must ski through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his sloppy past. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the disappointment of the FBI . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
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