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The Plot... A plane loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted chemical specialist, the NCRP hopes to intercept the stolen goods and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the help of Austin Benchgood (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the jungle to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 minutes to do it. With the aid of a grizzled veteran (Sean Connery), our hero must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. All this worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the villain. Also there is the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets regarding his sloppy criminal record. Just as our heroes are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA computer hacker watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
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