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The Plot... A plane loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (John Lithgow). With the help of a government chemical hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and return them to their original owner. The FBI, with the assistance of Henry Goodgood (Tom Cruise), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our hero must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Icelandic people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this you see the zany antics of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their suicidal mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the NCRP . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP computer specialist watching at home answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
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