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The Plot... A jet full of nuclear warheads has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government weapons expert, the CIA hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Bufford Menchpress (Ed Begely, Jr.), must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the help of a crochety veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guys must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Icelandic military. All this turns sour as he realises that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the zany antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as our heroes are departing on their suicidal mission, they slowly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons specialist in the crowd replies: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
