The Plot... A jet loaded with CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the help of a private weapons hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Jackson Speedgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 12 weeks to do it. With the aid of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Also you see the loveable tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" It will prove difficult because a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his messy past. Just as our heroes are marching off on their dangerous mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC computer expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 162 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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