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A cargo bus loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a private computer specialist, the PMRC hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and return them to their rightful owner. The FBI, with the aid of Humphrey Wrightgood (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic people.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 hours to do it.

With the help of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), the good guys must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the American military. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the evildoers.

Also you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit."

However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his messy past. Just as our heroes are setting off on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the NCRP .

At the final moment the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming next summer.

Rated PG-13
Running time 257 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 1 star

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