The Plot... A barge loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a private weapons specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked items and get them back to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the help of Bufford Cartwinch (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English military. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must race through the rain forest to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the evildoers. Added to the mix you see the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information about his lackluster criminal record. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of NASA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical expert in the crowd replies: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 277 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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