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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with government secrets has been borrowed by military genius (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a private computer expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and return them to their original owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Nicholas Benchgood (Denzel Washington), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired marine (Robert Duvall), the good guy must race through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. The situation worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the madcap antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has secrets about his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PETA computer hacker watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
