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The Plot... A train full of CIA information has been pilfered by military genius (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a government computer specialist, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen goods and return them to their owner. The FBI, with the aid of Carter Henchgood (George Clooney), must skateboard through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 days to do it. With the assistance of an old stick in the mud (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. All this turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working for the evildoers. Also you see the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are setting out on their perlious mission, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF explosives hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
