The Plot... A cargo plane full of CIA information has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a government explosives hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the help of Stanley Benchstitch (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety navy seal (Bruce Willis), our heroes must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked CIA information in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Along with this we have the screwball antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Robert DiNero) has information concerning his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are marching off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the NCRP . At the final moment the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP chemical hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side." Coming this spring. Rated R Running time 165 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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