The Plot... A cargo bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government explosives hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the stolen computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Bufford Goodstitch (Will Smith), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Argentinian military. The situation worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the evildoers. Also there is the zany antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are departing on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA explosives expert watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side." Coming next summer. Rated R Running time 204 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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