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A train loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the help of a contracted chemical hacker, the CIA hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCRP, with the assistance of Austin Wrightstitch (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese military.

As if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 minutes to do it.

With the help of a retired veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked government secrets promptly to the Icelandic people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the bad guys.

Added to the mix there is the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

However this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his messy criminal record. Just as the good guys are departing on their dangerous journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the CIA .

In a stunning climax the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An ATF chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming next winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 264 minutes
Directed by: Simon West

Projected Critic Rating: 3 stars

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