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The Plot... A jet loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government explosives hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Nicholas Cartspeed (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 12 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Robert Duvall), the good guys must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed CIA information in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The Predicament turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Also you see the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his lackluster criminal record. Just as the good guys are marching off on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA computer expert in the crowd replies: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
