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The Plot... A jet loaded with nuclear warheads has been stolen by military genius (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the borrowed goods and return them to their native land. The FBI, with the assistance of Jackson Goodwright (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 hours to do it. With the assistance of a crochety weapons specialist (Jon Voight), our hero must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American government. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his common law wife (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this you see the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets pertaining to his sloppy past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of PETA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A NASA computer expert in the crowd answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next spring. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
