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A donkey train loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by computer genius (John Lithgow). With the help of a government computer specialist, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Austin Goodgood (Nicholas Cage), must race through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English government.

As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 6 hours to do it.

With the help of a grizzled marine (Sean Connery), our hero must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Nicole Kidman) has been working for the the bad guys.

Added to the mix there is the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?"

However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his sordid past. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the ATF .

In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." A CIA weapons hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming this spring.

Rated R
Running time 176 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 2 stars

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