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The Plot... A cargo barge loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by military genius (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a private explosives expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the stolen items and return them to their owner. NASA, with the aid of Stanley Goodwreck (Owen Wilson), must ski through the jungle to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 5 days to do it. With the assistance of a crochety marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the English government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this you see the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his sloppy past. Just as the good guy are setting out on their perlious journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA explosives specialist watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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