The Plot... A cargo barge full of lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Ed Harris). With the help of a government weapons expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the stolen computer chips and get them back to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the help of Minneapolis Goodgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Japanese people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 8 weeks to do it. With the help of a leather-faced navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American people. All this turns sour as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the villain. Added to the mix we have the zany antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets concerning his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the disappointment of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI weapons hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 282 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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