The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by military genius (Gene Hackman). With the help of a private chemical expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked items and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the aid of Nicholas Botchwreck (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the English people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 8 hours to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Sean Connery), our hero must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered CIA information promptly to the Japanese military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the madcap tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his ugly past. Just as our heroes are setting out on their perlious mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons hacker watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Running time 267 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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