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The Plot... A cargo barge full of government secrets has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted chemical expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and return them to their owner. The CIA, with the aid of Bufford Cartwreck (George Clooney), must skateboard through the jungle to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 days to do it. With the help of an old veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guys must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the evildoers. Also you see the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his ugly criminal record. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous mission, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the NCRP . At the final moment the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA computer hacker watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
