The Plot... A donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Ed Harris). With the aid of a contracted explosives hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and get them back to their native land. The PMRC, with the aid of Nicholas Goodgood (Owen Wilson), must race through the jungle to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 6 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a retired stick in the mud (Sean Connery), our heroes must ski through the jungle to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his ugly life of crime. Just as our heroes are departing on their perlious journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC chemical specialist in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 280 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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