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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a government explosives expert, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Henry Goodspeed (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the American military. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the help of a crochety navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic people. The situation worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the bad guys. Also we have the zany antics of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" It won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his sordid past. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the embarrassment of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons hacker watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
