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The Plot...

A cargo barge full of nuclear warheads has been hijacked by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their owner. The PMRC, with the aid of Henry Menchwinch (Will Smith), must race through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Argentinian people.

And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 6 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of an old stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the borrowed government secrets safely to the Icelandic people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys.

Also we have the loveable antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "You crazy, muthafucka?"

It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his lackluster criminal record. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the FBI .

At the final moment the President delivers a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I hope god is on our side."

Coming this spring.

Rated R
Running time 151 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 2 stars

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