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The Plot... A donkey train full of CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private computer hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their native land. The PMRC, with the assistance of Humphrey Menchwreck (Ben Affleck), must jet ski through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the American people. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the help of a leather-faced marine (Sean Connery), the good guy must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working with the the villain. Also we have the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his messy life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF computer specialist in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
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