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The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with government secrets has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted chemical specialist, the ATF hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the assistance of Nicholas Speedstitch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must race through the jungle to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the American government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 10 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our heroes must ski through the San Fransisco to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Japanese people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has secrets about his sloppy past. Just as our hero are marching off on their suicidal mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of PETA . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC chemical hacker watching at home replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
