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The Plot... A bus loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a contracted chemical specialist, the ATF hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and return them to their original owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Austin Speedspeed (George Clooney), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 5 hours to do it. With the help of a retired veteran (Sean Connery), our hero must jet ski through the rain forest to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also there is the loveable slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the chagrin of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI explosives specialist watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
