The Plot... A barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a government computer specialist, the NCRP hopes to intercept the hijacked goods and get them back to their native land. PETA, with the help of Minneapolis Menchstitch (Will Smith), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 days to do it. With the aid of a grizzled marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must race through the rain forest to return the hijacked CIA information promptly to the English people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the loveable antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Al Pacino) has secrets concerning his sloppy past. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA weapons hacker in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right." Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 146 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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