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The Plot... A barge full of nuclear warheads has been borrowed by military genius (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a government chemical expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Carter Goodwright (George Clooney), must race through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 12 hours to do it. With the aid of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guy must mountain bike through the jungle to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the English people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information about his ugly past. Just as our heroes are leaving on their suicidal mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the dismay of NASA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA explosives expert in the crowd retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
