The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by a good guy gone bad (Anthony Quinn). With the help of a contracted weapons hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and get them back to their owner. The PMRC, with the help of Jackson Wrightgood (George Clooney), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the American people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 6 weeks to do it. With the help of a crochety stick in the mud (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Argentinian people. All this turns sour as he realises that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information pertaining to his sordid past. Just as our hero are setting out on their dangerous journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCRP . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA chemical specialist watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right." Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Running time 115 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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