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The Plot... A cargo bus full of CIA information has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a government computer specialist, the PMRC hopes to intercept the borrowed computer chips and return them to their owner. The ATF, with the help of Austin Goodgood (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the rain forest to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 5 weeks to do it. With the help of a leather-faced navy seal (Bruce Willis), our hero must ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the stolen CIA information promptly to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the villain. Along with this there is the zany slapstick of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "Y'all be trippin' or somethin', shit." However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are departing on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the chagrin of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." A PMRC weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
