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The Plot... A cargo jet full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been stolen by military genius (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a contracted computer expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and return them to their native land. The ATF, with the aid of Carter Botchspeed (Denzel Washington), must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced weapons specialist (Sean Connery), the good guys must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Icelandic government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his common law wife (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Also we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his lackluster life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their perlious journey, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the dismay of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An ATF computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
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