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The Plot... A donkey train loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the aid of a contracted weapons expert, PETA hopes to intercept the hijacked technologies and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the assistance of Jackson Goodwright (Ed Begely, Jr.), must race through the jungle to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 15 hours to do it. With the aid of a grizzled stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), the good guys must mountain bike through the jungle to return the stolen nuclear warheads safely to the Argentinian government. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their dangerous mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF chemical expert watching at home answers this with: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this winter. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
