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The Plot... A bus full of government secrets has been borrowed by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted weapons hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Minneapolis Cartstitch (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the jungle to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced marine (Sean Connery), the good guy must jet ski through the rain forest to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the American people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his sister in-law (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the villain. Along with this we have the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?" All this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his sloppy criminal record. Just as our heroes are departing on their dangerous journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of September '63 much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I hope god is on our side."
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