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The Plot... A cargo jet full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic with good intentions (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a private explosives expert, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the assistance of Hubert Henchgood (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 days to do it. With the assistance of an old weapons specialist (Bruce Willis), the good guy must mountain bike through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been working for the the villain. Also we have the madcap slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has secrets pertaining to his messy past. Just as our heroes are departing on their suicidal mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of NASA . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI chemical expert watching at home replies: "I hope god is on our side."
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