The Plot... A cargo plane loaded with CIA information has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government computer specialist, the CIA hopes to reclaim the borrowed items and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the aid of Humphrey Goodwinch (Will Smith), must skateboard through the Sahara Desert to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the American government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 5 weeks to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced navy seal (Sean Connery), our hero must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese military. All this worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Angelina Jolie) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this there is the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" However this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are departing on their dangerous mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA explosives expert watching at home replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming next spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 234 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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