The Plot... A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a contracted computer specialist, the ATF hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and get them back to their native land. The PMRC, with the help of Minneapolis Henchstitch (Will Smith), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 8 days to do it. With the help of an old marine (Jon Voight), our heroes must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Along with this you see the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guy are departing on their perlious journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the disappointment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding unfolds he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCAA chemical specialist watching at home answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming this winter. Rated R Running time 283 minutes Directed by: Michael Bay Projected Critic Rating:

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