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The Plot... A cargo bus loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted chemical hacker, NASA hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and return them to their original owner. The CIA, with the help of Minneapolis Henchwinch (Will Smith), must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the stolen nuclear warheads promptly to the American people. And if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 hours to do it. With the help of a crochety veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guy must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to return the borrowed lethal poisonous gas safely to the Japanese government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been kidnapped by the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the screwball tomfoolery of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets about his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are leaving on their perlious mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of NASA . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA chemical hacker in the crowd replies: "I pray to God he's right."
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