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The Plot... A jet full of lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the help of a contracted chemical specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and return them to their native land. The ATF, with the assistance of Bufford Goodgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 12 days to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen government secrets promptly to the English government. The situation worsens as he figures out that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also we have the screwball slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as our hero are setting off on their suicidal journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the PMRC . At the final moment the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PMRC weapons specialist in the crowd replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
