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The Plot... A train loaded with government secrets has been pilfered by a lunatic (John Lithgow). With the assistance of a contracted computer hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the stolen technologies and return them to their original owner. The PMRC, with the help of Henry Cartgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 10 days to do it. With the aid of an old veteran (Bruce Willis), the good guys must race through the jungle to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the English people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Also there is the loveable slapstick of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guy are leaving on their dangerous mission, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the ATF . In the eleventh hour the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI computer hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
