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The Plot... A barge loaded with nuclear warheads has been hijacked by a lunatic with good intentions (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a contracted chemical expert, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. PETA, with the help of Nicholas Botchwreck (Ben Affleck), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 15 days to do it. With the aid of a crochety veteran (Sean Connery), the good guys must race through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the evildoers. Added to the mix we have the madcap tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his ugly past. Just as the good guys are setting out on their perlious journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a decree to the governments of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCAA weapons specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
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