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The Plot... A bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted computer expert, the ATF hopes to intercept the hijacked computer chips and return them to their rightful owner. The PMRC, with the help of Jackson Goodpress (Will Smith), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the American military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 weeks to do it. With the aid of a crochety stick in the mud (Robert Duvall), our hero must race through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Along with this you see the zany tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information concerning his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the disappointment of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
