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The Plot... A jet full of lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a lunatic (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a contracted chemical hacker, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and get them back to their original owner. The ATF, with the help of Minneapolis Goodstitch (Will Smith), must mountain bike through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese people. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 5 weeks to do it. With the assistance of a retired veteran (Sean Connery), our heroes must mountain bike through the rain forest to return the pilfered government secrets promptly to the American military. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "You crazy, muthafucka?" It will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Samuel L. Jackson) has information regarding his ugly life of crime. Just as our hero are marching off on their suicidal mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP computer specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
