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The Plot... A cargo plane full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a government computer hacker, the CIA hopes to reclaim the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. PETA, with the help of Bufford Cartwinch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English military. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 hours to do it. With the aid of a retired navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American government. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his common law wife (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the villain. Also you see the screwball slapstick of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the evildoers says: "What the FUCK!?!?" However this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information pertaining to his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guy are departing on their suicidal journey, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the PMRC . At the final moment the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A CIA chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope he's right."
Coming this winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
