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The Plot... A jet loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a good guy gone bad (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a private computer specialist, the CIA hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their owner. The NCRP, with the help of Humphrey Bracewreck (George Clooney), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked nuclear warheads safely to the American government. And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the assistance of an old veteran (Bruce Willis), our heroes must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the hijacked CIA information promptly to the English government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the bad guys. Also we have the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "When I get outta here, I'm gonna kick yo WHITE ASS!" All this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his messy criminal record. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal journey, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the PMRC . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA weapons expert in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope he's right."
Coming next fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
