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The Plot... A train loaded with government secrets has been hijacked by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a government weapons hacker, the FBI hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their owner. The FBI, with the aid of Henry Bracewright (Steve Buschemi), must motorbike through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic government. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 10 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), the good guys must jet ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads safely to the Japanese government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his sister in-law (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this there is the loveable antics of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has secrets concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as the good guys are leaving on their dangerous mission, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the disappointment of the NCAA . In the eleventh hour the President recites a decree to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: " Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI weapons hacker watching at home retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
