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The Plot... A cargo barge full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a good guy gone bad (Ed Harris). With the help of a government computer hacker, NASA hopes to reclaim the borrowed technologies and get them back to their original owner. NASA, with the aid of Humphrey Cartspeed (Tom Cruise), must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the Japanese military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 days to do it. With the assistance of an old weapons specialist (Robert Duvall), the good guys must skateboard through the rain forest to deliver the hijacked lethal poisonous gas safely to the Icelandic people. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the villain. Along with this there is the screwball slapstick of a jive talkin' soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" However this will prove difficult seeing that an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his messy life of crime. Just as our hero are leaving on their suicidal mission, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the disappointment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA computer expert watching at home retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
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