|
The Plot... A train full of CIA information has been borrowed by the most dangerous terrorist in the world (Ed Harris). With the assistance of a private weapons hacker, the FBI hopes to intercept the stolen technologies and return them to their rightful owner. The ATF, with the assistance of Carter Goodgood (Owen Wilson), must skateboard through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English people. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 6 minutes to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Jon Voight), the good guy must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the Icelandic people. All this turns sour as he realises that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys. Along with this you see the screwball antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the evildoers says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" All this will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has information pertaining to his messy life of crime. Just as our heroes are setting out on their dangerous journey, they stupidly lapse into a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of PETA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Terrorism in all its diabolical forms will not be tolerated. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA computer specialist watching at home replies: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Projected Critic Rating: |
