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The Plot... A train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been pilfered by a good guy gone bad (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a contracted computer hacker, the PMRC hopes to intercept the pilfered computer chips and get them back to their native land. NASA, with the aid of Nicholas Speedwreck (Ed Begely, Jr.), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English government. As if this wasn't enough, he has a mere 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guy must motorbike through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his old flame (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Along with this there is the madcap tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda fucked up situation is this?" It will prove difficult because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has information pertaining to his sordid life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the dismay of NASA . In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An ATF chemical hacker in the crowd retorts: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming this fall. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
