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The Plot... A barge loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been pilfered by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private explosives expert, the PMRC hopes to intercept the borrowed items and return them to their native land. The ATF, with the aid of Jackson Henchwinch (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must jet ski through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the Argentinian military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has only 15 weeks to do it. With the help of a retired navy seal (Jon Voight), our heroes must race through the Swiss Alps to return the stolen CIA information in a timely manner to the English people. The situation worsens as he realises that his old flame (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this there is the zany tomfoolery of a sass-talking soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy because a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has information pertaining to his ugly life of crime. Just as the good guys are marching off on their suicidal journey, they suddenly lapse into a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of NASA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC chemical hacker in the crowd retorts: "I just hope we're not too late."
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