|
The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with CIA information has been stolen by military genius (Robert Vaughn). With the aid of a private explosives expert, the NCRP hopes to intercept the pilfered technologies and get them back to their owner. The CIA, with the help of Carter Cartstitch (Steve Buschemi), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered nuclear warheads promptly to the English government. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 8 minutes to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English people. The Predicament turns sour as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Angelina Jolie) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Added to the mix there is the loveable tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?" All this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Lawrence Fishburne) has secrets regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as our hero are setting off on their perlious journey, they stupidly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of PETA . At the final moment the President issues a decree to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An NCRP weapons hacker watching at home answers this with: "I pray to God he's right."
Coming next summer. This film is not yet rated. Projected Critic Rating: |
