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The Plot... A jet loaded with government secrets has been stolen by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a government computer specialist, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered goods and get them back to their native land. The CIA, with the assistance of Hubert Henchwinch (Will Smith), must motorbike through the San Fransisco to return the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 10 days to do it. With the help of a crochety marine (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the rain forest to return the borrowed lethal poisonous gas safely to the Icelandic people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Nicole Kidman) has been kidnapped by the the villain. Along with this you see the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the villain says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets about his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guys are departing on their perlious journey, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of PETA . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the governments of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Mankind is a creature of survival. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
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