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A plane loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by computer genius (Ed Harris). With the help of a contracted computer hacker, PETA hopes to intercept the borrowed items and get them back to their native land. The NCAA, with the help of Austin Bracewreck (Will Smith), must race through the jungle to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic people.

As if this wasn't enough, he has only 5 minutes to do it.

With the aid of a retired veteran (Robert Duvall), the good guys must jet ski through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the English government. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his wife (Charlize Theron) has been kidnapped by the the villain.

Along with this we have the madcap slapstick of a jive talkin' black man (Chris Tucker) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "What the FUCK!?!?"

However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Ray Liotta) has information concerning his sordid criminal record. Just as the good guys are departing on their dangerous journey, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the dismay of the PMRC .

In a stunning climax the President issues a speech to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A PETA computer specialist watching at home replies: "I just hope we're not too late."

Coming this fall.

Rated R
Running time 108 minutes
Directed by: Wes Craven

Projected Critic Rating: 3 1/2 stars

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