The Plot... A train full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (John Lithgow). With the aid of a government weapons hacker, the PMRC hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and get them back to their native land. The ATF, with the help of Jackson Henchwright (Owen Wilson), must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Icelandic government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 6 hours to do it. With the aid of a crochety navy seal (Robert Duvall), our heroes must race through the New Jersy Turnpike to return the pilfered government secrets in a timely manner to the Argentinian military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this you see the madcap antics of a sass-talking black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup Muthafuckas?" All this won't be easy seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information pertaining to his ugly criminal record. Just as the good guy are leaving on their suicidal journey, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the NCAA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the citizens of the world. While this moment of truth unfolds he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An NCRP chemical hacker in the crowd replies: "He better be right... for our sake." Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Running time 227 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott Projected Critic Rating:

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