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A cargo donkey train full of CIA information has been pilfered by computer genius (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a private chemical hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the borrowed computer chips and get them back to their owner. The FBI, with the help of Nicholas Henchgood (Ed Begely, Jr.), must race through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Icelandic government.

And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 days to do it.

With the assistance of a leather-faced marine (Robert Duvall), our heroes must race through the San Fransisco to return the pilfered nuclear warheads safely to the English people. All this worsens as he figures out that his high school sweetheart (Charlize Theron) has been working with the the bad guys.

Also we have the screwball antics of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "Wassup my niggas?"

All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guys are departing on their dangerous mission, they stupidly join in on a sing-along of Love that Dirty Water much to the embarrassment of the CIA .

At the final moment the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth unfolds he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." An FBI computer specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "He better be right... for our sake."

Coming next winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 125 minutes
Directed by: Tony Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 1 1/2 stars

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