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The Plot... A jet full of lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a lunatic with good intentions (John Lithgow). With the aid of a private chemical specialist, the CIA hopes to intercept the stolen items and return them to their native land. The NCRP, with the aid of Stanley Menchpress (Owen Wilson), must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Argentinian people. As if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 15 minutes to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the Swiss Alps to deliver the stolen government secrets promptly to the Japanese people. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Along with this there is the screwball tomfoolery of a smart alec black man (Chris Tucker) who when held prisoner by the the bad guys says: "You are some scary ass niggas!" All this won't be easy because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information concerning his sloppy criminal record. Just as our heroes are setting out on their perlious mission, they poorly join in on a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In the eleventh hour the President recites a speech to the citizens of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP explosives hacker watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this spring. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
