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A plane loaded with CIA information has been hijacked by computer genius (Robert Vaughn). With the help of a private explosives specialist, the ATF hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and return them to their owner. PETA, with the aid of Hubert Botchgood (Cuba Gooding, Jr.), must skateboard through the San Fransisco to return the stolen thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the Icelandic military.

And if this wasn't enough, he has a smidge less than 5 minutes to do it.

With the assistance of a grizzled weapons specialist (Sean Connery), the good guys must ski through the rain forest to deliver the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese military. The Predicament worsens as he figures out that his wife (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the evildoers.

Added to the mix we have the screwball antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the evildoers says: "You are some scary ass niggas!"

All this will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Al Pacino) has information about his sordid criminal record. Just as our hero are departing on their perlious mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Leavin' on a Jetplane much to the dismay of the ATF .

In the eleventh hour the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A CIA chemical expert watching a TV in a store window replies: "I pray to God he's right."

Coming next winter.

This film is not yet rated.
Running time 282 minutes
Directed by: Ridley Scott

Projected Critic Rating: 4 1/2 stars

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