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The Plot... A cargo bus full of lethal poisonous gas has been borrowed by a lunatic (Gene Hackman). With the assistance of a contracted computer hacker, the ATF hopes to intercept the borrowed goods and get them back to their native land. The FBI, with the aid of Jackson Cartwright (George Clooney), must jet ski through the San Fransisco to deliver the pilfered thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the American military. And if this wasn't enough, he has less than 12 minutes to do it. With the aid of a crochety stick in the mud (Jon Voight), our hero must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the pilfered lethal poisonous gas safely to the American people. The situation worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Nicole Kidman) has been working with the the villain. Also you see the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" It won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Samuel L. Jackson) has secrets concerning his messy life of crime. Just as the good guys are leaving on their dangerous mission, they poorly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the dismay of the CIA . In a stunning climax the President delivers a decree to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: "Nothing could have ever prepared me for this day. This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PMRC computer hacker watching at home retorts: "I hope god is on our side."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
