The Plot... A jet full of thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the assistance of a private chemical expert, NASA hopes to reclaim the hijacked computer chips and return them to their native land. The NCAA, with the assistance of Jackson Wrightstitch (Will Smith), must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the English military. As if it wasn't hard enough, he has less than 5 days to do it. With the help of a retired veteran (Jon Voight), our heroes must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to return the pilfered lethal poisonous gas promptly to the American military. The situation worsens as he figures out that his little sister (Charlize Theron) has been working for the the bad guys. Also we have the zany antics of a sass-talking black man (Dave Chapelle) who when held prisoner by the the villain says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" All this will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Al Pacino) has information regarding his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their suicidal mission, they suddenly all burst into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the chagrin of the FBI . In a stunning climax the President recites a speech to the peoples of the world. As this dramatic grandstanding drags on he says: " This is the dawn of a new tomorrow." A PETA weapons specialist watching a TV in a store window replies: "I just hope we're not too late." Coming this summer. Rated R Running time 212 minutes Directed by: Simon West Projected Critic Rating:

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