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The Plot... A cargo donkey train loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been stolen by a former U.S. General (Robert Vaughn). With the assistance of a contracted chemical specialist, the FBI hopes to reclaim the pilfered items and return them to their rightful owner. The NCAA, with the assistance of Henry Goodwreck (Steve Buschemi), must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives safely to the Icelandic military. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 8 days to do it. With the aid of a grizzled navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guy must motorbike through the New Jersy Turnpike to deliver the hijacked nuclear warheads promptly to the Japanese people. The situation worsens as he realises that his sister in-law (Angelina Jolie) has been working with the the bad guys. Also there is the loveable antics of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when kidnapped by the the villain says: "What kinda FUCKED up place is this?!?!" All this will prove difficult seeing that a cop with a vendetta (Lawrence Fishburne) has information about his messy life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting out on their suicidal journey, they poorly all burst into a sing-along of Hotel California much to the embarrassment of the CIA . In the eleventh hour the President fumbles through a speech to the citizens of the world. While this dramatic grandstanding happens he says: "This has been the most difficult decision I have ever had to make. Drop the bombs, Commander." An NCRP chemical specialist watching a TV in a store window retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this fall. Rated R Projected Critic Rating: |
