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The Plot... A plane loaded with nuclear warheads has been borrowed by a lunatic (Anthony Quinn). With the aid of a contracted chemical expert, the ATF hopes to reclaim the pilfered technologies and return them to their native land. The FBI, with the help of Stanley Botchstitch (Nicholas Cage), must motorbike through the jungle to deliver the borrowed thermo-nuclear explosives in a timely manner to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a smidge less than 15 hours to do it. With the assistance of a grizzled marine (Robert Duvall), the good guy must motorbike through the Sahara Desert to return the stolen lethal poisonous gas in a timely manner to the English people. The situation worsens as he figures out that his 8th grade Social Studies teacher (Charlize Theron) has been working with the evildoers. Along with this there is the zany antics of a sass-talking soul brother (Chris Tucker) who when kidnapped by the the bad guys says: "All I know is when I get out of this here cell I'm gonna kick whitey's ass!" It will prove difficult seeing that a nosy reporter (Ray Liotta) has information regarding his lackluster life of crime. Just as the good guy are setting off on their dangerous journey, they slowly join in on a sing-along of September '63 much to the chagrin of the ATF . In a stunning climax the President delivers a speech to the governments of the world. While this moment of truth happens he says: " Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" An FBI explosives expert watching a TV in a store window answers this with: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming this summer. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
