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The Plot... A cargo train loaded with thermo-nuclear explosives has been borrowed by a lunatic (Ed Harris). With the aid of a government chemical hacker, the NCAA hopes to reclaim the stolen items and get them back to their native land. PETA, with the help of Austin Goodpress (Ed Begely, Jr.), must ski through the rain forest to return the borrowed nuclear warheads in a timely manner to the Japanese government. And if this wasn't enough, he has only 10 minutes to do it. With the aid of a leather-faced veteran (Sean Connery), the good guys must skateboard through the jungle to deliver the stolen CIA information promptly to the Icelandic military. The Predicament worsens as he realises that his brother's girlfriend (Catherine Zeta-Jones) has been carjacked by the the villain. Added to the mix there is the loveable antics of a smart alec soul brother (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the the bad guys says: "Wassup my niggas?" It will prove difficult because a cop with a vendetta (Ray Liotta) has information pertaining to his sloppy life of crime. Just as the good guy are marching off on their dangerous mission, they slowly lapse into a sing-along of Werewolves of London much to the embarrassment of the CIA . At the final moment the President issues a speech to the governments of the world. As this moment of truth drags on he says: "When I took office, they never told me THIS would happen. Mankind will survive. Mankind MUST survive!" A NASA chemical expert watching at home retorts: "He better be right... for our sake."
Coming next winter. Rated PG-13 Projected Critic Rating: |
