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The Plot... A plane loaded with lethal poisonous gas has been hijacked by a former U.S. General (Gene Hackman). With the help of a contracted weapons specialist, the NCRP hopes to reclaim the hijacked technologies and get them back to their original owner. The PMRC, with the help of Jackson Benchgood (Ben Affleck), must mountain bike through the Sahara Desert to deliver the hijacked thermo-nuclear explosives promptly to the English government. And if it wasn't hard enough, he has a mere 15 days to do it. With the assistance of a leather-faced navy seal (Bruce Willis), the good guys must mountain bike through the Swiss Alps to deliver the borrowed lethal poisonous gas promptly to the Japanese people. The situation turns sour as he figures out that his brother's girlfriend (Charlize Theron) has been carjacked by the the bad guys. Also we have the loveable tomfoolery of a jive talkin' black man (Dave Chapelle) who when captured by the evildoers says: "Wassup my niggas?" However this won't be easy because an old rival with a score to settle (Robert DiNero) has secrets regarding his ugly past. Just as the good guy are leaving on their perlious mission, they suddenly join in on a sing-along of Magic Carpet Ride much to the embarrassment of the NCRP . In a stunning climax the President fumbles through a decree to the peoples of the world. As this moment of truth happens he says: "Here we stand, at the dawn of a new tomorrow. Drop the bombs, Commander." An FBI chemical specialist in the crowd answers this with: "I just hope we're not too late."
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