juin 07, 2004

This used to say something else, but I realized that much intimacy would make me really vulnerable in a vulnerable time of my vulnerable life. Like when you go into battle against phalanxes of spearmen with only your cavalry to protect you.

Posted by anonymousblonde at juin 07, 2004 12:47 AM

Well there's three posts so I guess it's ready. Gaze upon my inability to design a website!


Posted by: Political Boy on juin 7, 2004 02:37 AM

Spammers can also grab email addresses that aren't links. You should make it like "nonnie at anonymousblonde period com" or something. or use a javascript. that's what I do in my top secret journal in my marble notebook!

Posted by: Tankor, liver of lives on juin 7, 2004 10:10 AM

Did you know in Thermopylae, the Spartans prepared for battle by combing their pretty bangs?

Posted by: Tankor, liver of lives on juin 7, 2004 10:30 AM

You know, Tankor, I'm on to your little game. But you're acting funny and weird!

Posted by: the AB on juin 7, 2004 11:01 AM

But I'm right about the cavalry, right?

Posted by: the AB on juin 7, 2004 11:02 AM

Yes, in my experience cavalry can't stand up to a disciplined formation of long spears. And who would know better than me, for I have lived many lives!

Also, did you know that before a major battle the priests would sacrifice an animal and examine its liver? If, for instance, you were to sacrifice some lives, you would examine... me, Tankor!

Posted by: Tankor, liver of lives. on juin 7, 2004 11:41 AM

Tankor, you are awesome, for you truly exploit the rich textual ambiguities inherent in your funny name.

I bet you have pretty bangs. I have lasagna!

Posted by: Nonnie on juin 7, 2004 11:50 AM

What's the difference between an AB and a Nonnie? I like Nonnie better myself. She's so much cooler than AB.

Posted by: Political Boy on juin 8, 2004 01:35 AM

We're exactly the same!

I guess Nonnie is a more offhand, flirty, spur-of-the-moment kind of situation than AB, who is maybe more professional & dry.

Posted by: AnonnieB on juin 8, 2004 11:30 AM

You do work in mysterious ways. You know I'm really dreading the publishing of your erotic science fiction since then it's going to be more of a book and less of a joke. Do you think there's any possibility that a human being will be able to "get off" on the thing? I'd really like to see that, then they can come to you at a book signing and say:

"I thought the scene of Colloida putting her ovapositor into Belophronusius was so sexually arousing!"

To which you could reply.

"Clearly you don't understand the use of the Pao Labian ovapositor. It's more like a thermometer than a sex organ."

Posted by: Political Boy on juin 9, 2004 03:30 AM
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